Mugabe recently celebrated his 92nd birthday by eating a baby elephant

I know one person who would totally drive with weed up there:

We all know Barry’s advice:

Yup! And about 1% of the population are INTJ, it’s basically the rarest type. So all these people probably want to feel special and smart, since it has nicknames like “The Mastermind” and “The Architect” and is so rare. They’re not special though.

I guess I don’t know why it’s cool for Nicki to say it and not Meagan Trainor.

I cannot stand any of those clips of the men talking with vocal fry. Vocal fry by men grates on my ears SO MUCH. Honestly, I can understand those listeners who write in, because after listening to someone on the radio talk like that for a while, I get angrier and angrier and want to punch someone. I can’t explain it.…

This green dino reminds me of Gunter from Adventure Time.

Seriously - this happened EIGHTY YEARS AGO when the Queen was SEVEN. Why on earth would anyone think this one-off event before the war has some kind of relevance today?

My last apartment informed me there were going to raise my rent like $60/month if I renewed, and I said no thanks. Then, they called me and offered to only increase it $30/month. I said I was going to be saving about $300/month by moving in with roommates, and if they could match that I’d stay. They wished me well,…

I LOVE Stomps as a nickname for a little one! It’s a great combo of cute and funny.

Lol, I think you mean POW, not POS? As in, prisoner of war not piece of shit?

“People say ‘Jidenna why you dressing so classic?’ I don’t want my best-dressed day in a casket!”

Agreeeeeeeeed! And I love that line “The ladies on my elbow ain’t just for show, every madam on my team is a full general.” Also, he says he doesn’t care if people think he’s gay cause of how he dresses, cause there’s nothing wrong with being gay. Also he’s soooooooooo good looking.

Jih-dennuh, with a j like in Ginger (that’s a g, but you get what I mean).

Most relevant part starts at 5:24

He has said he carries a cane in honor of his father, who carried one, so this makes sense to me.

And it seems much more 20s and 30s to me, especially with the women’s dresses in the Classic Man video.

Also Missy Elliot joke.