The goings-on at the hotel are always so blood-soaked and theatrical that it’s almost easy to forget that American Horror Story has an ongoing serial killer mystery, too.

There are times in life where I think, “You know, maybe human beings aren’t wasted,” and it’s amazing women like this that make me feel in awe of women and their strengths and perseverance, especially in the face of what I’m sure has been a lifetime of serious discrimination and hardship. Marie for president!

Yea, thank your lucky stars.

You are giving Ryan Murphy far too much credit to create such an intricate and well thought out story line, my friend. And that’s a compliment to you, because this totally would make sense to me, and be a perfect close to a very confusing and convoluted story, but yea... Ryan Murphy ain’t that detail oriented...

Let’s start a kickstarter for her!

Girl, pictures? Both of coat and of man.

So basically like... don’t have kids, but if you have kids, let them fit into your life instead of orchestrating your life around theirs.

Kym Worthy for president please.

My parents, they... they’ll never understand!

Lest we forget, Halo 3’s Valhalla matchmaking map. Never have I heard so many “GET IN THE FUCKIN’ TRUCK”s in my life.

And then they immediately die or don’t get back into the fucking truck.

I think I love you.

I was watching This is 40 the other day, and I totally forgot that she plays a mom whose kid is mean to the main couple’s daughter, and she was freakin’ hilarious. I could not stop laughing during the “meet with the principal” scene.

Does this also work with mothers?

From Wikipedia:

Damn you...

But the reason we mourn Glenn today is because he was so compassionate. We cared about him because he let Nicholas live, because he sacrificed himself in an attempt to help the others get home. Michonne tries desperately to save everyone, although she fails. Even Daryl veers wildly off Rick’s dumb Zombie Drive plan,…

Holy shit, good point... I didn’t even think about that, but yea, that dude was able to lead an entire pack of zombies through windy streets to the military facility! Damnit FTWD, you’re such the dumb little sister to TWD.

She did say psychiatry...

I am ashamed at myself, but I totally started following Dustin on Instagram. Dude’s pictures are just... works of art. I lust over him.