Oh no, my friend. I would LOVE for that to be the game nowadays. In fact, it’s so bad now that what you’re describing is considered a “catch.”

When Angel goes back to town, and confronts the farmer and his mother, and kicks her in the face, I laughed harder than I have ever laughed in my life.

Wait wait wait... ketchup mixed with either ranch or gravy?

Well hell, even nice young men deserve a french fry once in awhile.

Catsup?

Soft fries, when in a pinch, can be passable. Obviously not preferred over crispy fries, but sometimes a gal doesn’t have a choice.

I feel like you really miss eating fries.

I do not think Lisa Vanderpump will be pleased.

Yes! They have interstate adoption. Not sure how you go about it, but there must be something about it on Google. :)

Oh my good giddy aunt, that was one of my favorite episodes of Silicon Valley evar. :D

It’s the real housewives of politics.

How is this a date? She’s wearing ballet shoes. He’s definitely not a ballet dancer. Why is she wearing short galoshes? What are the pictures on the mirror for in relation to their date? Are they just gonna sit there and look at the pictures and in the mirror? God he really is just the worst ever.

I don’t even have an occasion to which I would wear gloves, but my god do I want to wear gloves now as well.

Someone get Nick Denton on the line. That motherfucker is gonna pay for this giant cat head.

I mean, for fuck's sake, is he gonna hold a seminar where his friends can explain paying utility bills or hiring a plumber next?

Hardest “would do” ever. Seriously, ever.

Look at that stupid fucking baby... like, “UM WUT HAD HAPPINED TO MYZ CRAKER?”

Never underestimate the power of work person hate. I don’t even know half of these fucking people, and yet I hate them with all the power of my being.

I just love looking at him... in drag, out of drag, it don't mattah. Boy is gorgeous. Gor-ge-ous.

Why... would you wash your face with Dove body bars?