sweet, savory, spicy. fuck yeah.

Don’t forget that if he had NO job, they’d be trashing him for that and telling him to go out and get some “honest work”. These media outlets will shame you no matter what you’re doing or how perfectly you’re doing it. 

I always remember this quote from Donal Logue:

I can’t believe that it needs saying (looking at you Fox News and Daily Mail)...how is an honest job something to be ashamed of?? All honest jobs, that do not harm anyone else have their own dignity. I just can’t with people who think that their job entitles them to lord over other people.

I swear team no pineapple on pizza must be made up of a lot of people from non tropical climates. I’m making a Vietnamese soup this week that's one of my comfort foods, and the base is literally pineapple, beansprouts, and tomatoes. And my favorite Mexican street food burger joint has a burger with a big ring of…

This is pathetic, just like pineapple on pizza

You have to first dust those dismembered bird mothers and fathers in flour so that the beatened remains of their unborn children adheres properly.

I really don’t understand the problem. Ham and pineapple go together, and bacon makes everything better.

Yup this is absolute asshole territory. If you want to go on a FB rant about it... fine, but taking pics of people and posting them on a public platform is being an asshole.

I’m a New Yorker and I can’t enjoy pineapple on New York pizza (I don’t know it never tastes right to me) but I will eat a whole Dominoes pie with pineapple and whatever meat on it within minutes, and now I’ll be adding ranch to it bc that sounds amazinnng.

Pineapple on pizza forever

After being vehemently anti-pineapple I was recently converted because it was done right. The pineapple has to be small chunks and there has to be canadian bacon and regular bacon on it.

It’s basically just like tacos al pastor which is an actual, established delicious thing. Pork, pineapple, peppers and some sort of…

I like maple syrup on my bacon. I used to pretend it was on accident, but it’s on purpose.

I hate ranch and can’t understand how so many people like it, but Hawaiian pizza is the only thing I put it on. Something about that combination is magical.

my local pizza place has a pie called the Fonzarelli with pineapple, jalapeño, ricotta, and pepperoni. it’s amazing. free your mind

OH MY GOD, IT’S THE BEST.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

pineapple on pizza dipped in ranch. don’t bother hating on me since I’m expecting my heart attack any day now. 

One time to prove that Frank’s Red Hot makes everything taste better, I once dipped an apple into it.

Wait, you mean having pineapple on pizza, or the debate about it?