Sweet!

So, you wanna come watch the eclipse from my root cellar?

Me too, me too. I actually really like meeting new people, but prolonged interaction gets difficult. I just spent ten days out of state at my brother’s wedding around hundreds of people I don’t know and I’m still exhausted. I tried really hard to get to know people, but it was so hard to keep up for hours on end and…

Ugh, yes. I would love to have more female friends. One lives on the other side of the planet and the other is a guy-friend’s wife I don’t dislike but would never have befriended otherwise. I’m a little gunshy on friendships in general though because I’ve been burned, badly, too often. I’m trying to change up my…

You didn’t have any plans for the rest of your life, right?

When I was a teen, some makeup counter lady whispered to my mom asking if I’d be interested in their line of self tanning products. My mom’s cackle startled shoppers across the cosmetics department. “We live in Phoenix, you think she looks like that by accident?” Skin cancer and macular degeneration both run in my…

Yuuup. After his comment about a Jewish man being “pushed out” of his job because she’s a quota hire? That’s absolutely where he was going.

Right!? The first time I drank Guinness out of a can, I wasn’t halfway through before I noticed the odd rattling of the plastic ball inside. The guy I was drinking with was so weirded out by it he poured his into a cup and sliced open the can. I can’t imagine two leopard geckos being less conspicuous inside a beer can…

Except he clearly veers several feet across the sidewalk into her path, after easily passing the man walking just ahead of her.

Don’t know if you’re kidding, don’t care, trying this.

Mine (34G/H) are gonna sweat no matter what I do or wear, so I try to save my ($$$$$) bras from as much gross as I can. I’m really liking the idea of this baby.

Oh, ours were the same. Not good, but better than the other slop.

If she had just done the decent thing and become deceased before startling the poor officer, we could have avoided this whole mess.

I grew up in Az, so I don’t know if it was a regional thing. It rivaled pizza day for everyone’s favorite.

I love Tomei in everything, and this is no exception. She’s 52; that’s a completely reasonable age for the aunt of a high schooler. It’s especially funny coming from my teenage daughter because I’m only 33! Her youngest uncle is like 25.

Wouldn’t it make better PR sense for the stars of these movies to be in fake relationships with each other, rather than hiding an actual relationship between them? Beyond all the other wtf-ness, this part just doesn’t make sense.

I’d sure stay the hell off social media I feel I had fans who “loved” me like his.

I remember taco Tuesday from my grade school cafeteria in the 90s. My daughter’s school did it too.

Omg yes. My daughter was annoyed because “she’s too young to be Peter’s aunt”. No, Aunt May from the first trilogy was just crazy old to be his aunt and it’s skewed your perception.

We’ve been seriously talking about my husband getting it done, but he was not on board when I (semi-jokingly) suggested he and his friend make a whole day of it together.