She looks like she doesn’t know how to use silverware.

Me too! There was a dippin’ dots vending machine in the movie theater near my house and I used to make my friends go to that theater even though it was shitty and run down just so I could get them. Now they’ve remodeled and it’s all super fancy but they got rid of the dippin’ dots. I think the only other place to get…

I used to be so freaked out by roaches that, as a teenager, I once trapped one under an empty vase and left it there for almost two weeks until it died. I don’t know why that freaked me out less than killing it outright or why I didn’t get someone else to take care of it, but yeah.

That’s exactly why he tossed in that bit about “but don’t actually commit or threaten violence”. He knows he’s calling his people to violent action, they know they’re being called to violent action, but he can legally hide behind that disclaimer. It’s fucked, but that’s the way it’s played.

Sadly, no. It was a very small town and this guy was very popular. My dad was already seen as the rich businessman and big mean boss by a lot of people, so he weighed his options and decided it wasn’t worth the potential fallout. He got a lot of shit for firing him as it was.

I went to a private school like that. Some freshman dickhole blamed his C in chemistry on the theacher’s “revealing” clothing, so his parents marched into the office to raise hell and one of the best teachers I’d ever had was fired. Apparently the school cared more about this shit’s tuition dollars than they did about…

My dad used to own a small market and after my mom took over doing the books she discovered that our Mormon store manager had been embezzling money for years. When confronted, he claimed moral justification because in his hands the money was going to the church.

Oh fuuuuccckkkk hiiiiiiimmmmm. As a woman, as a person with large breasts, as an employer who recently had to suspend an employee for infractions including comments about a coworker’s breasts: Fuck. That. Asshole.

I had to explain to someone a while back that I wasn’t sure I could continue our friendship after he casually referred to someone using this word. His explanations that he “doesn’t think that about all black people” and “would never actually call a person that to their face” did not help in the slightest. I didn’t cut…

I cannot even express how glad I am that the IV rooms in both my doctors’ offices were quiet spaces with no tv or radio (one office had a CD player they’d turn on if everyone agreed to it) where everyone was expected to speak softly. Unfortunately, at the first office, one older gentleman who seemed to be on the same…

TeenSparrow and I recently rewatched that movie for the fist time since she was tiny. She wasn’t blown away by how fucked up it is on so many levels. I was sitting there the whole time repeating “and this is why I never wanted to watch it”.

OT but there’s this girl at work who inspires the deepest cute aggression in me. On a cuteness scale of banana slug to basket of puppies, I’d say she rates about a basket of puppies, kittens, and bunnies napping together. Perfect for the job (barista), but I swear sometimes I want to cram a muffin in her adorable…

My sister used to work in Hollywood and has had this said to her more than once. Every time she cackled wildly because she was so good at what she did and had so many connections there was no way these (fairly low level in the big picture) dudes could ever make that happen.

In the early 2000s my husband was fired shortly after his boss told him he needed to turn to Jesus to cope with his sister’s death and he said no thanks, I’m an atheist. Small conservative town, no surprise. That’s about when he decided he needed to move.

I realized that as soon as I published but am on my phone and couldn’t figure out how to delete.

On an unsuspecting woman with kids, no less.

My best friend’s parents knew him from the time he started breaking into Hollywood. The whole family always had nothing but wonderful things to say about him. They were crushed after his accident, and when he died I don’t think her mom came out of her room for three days.

And managed to look like Piper with a bad spray tan.

A lot of the former and current exotic dancers I know were “serious” dancers before they got into it too. There’s a girl who graduated as a dance major from my daughter’s high school last year who is passionate about dance but doesn’t have the “dancer body”. She’s currently making a damn killing at a strip club while…

I’ve switched per to cast iron and it’s made cleaning pans way easier, actually. Get those puppies seasoned right and food just slides right out, better than non-stick pans. They’re heavier, sure, especially that 15 incher, but totally worth it.