It actually started out as the Kickball & Knitting Klan, and then things took a dark turn....

Loddy-doddy, we like to party.

I just laugh because I shop at Target like every week and I realize they're just Wal*Mart with slightly higher prices and a much more palatable image to my upper-middle class sensibilities.

"A few fetishists"

Yes! How dare us Asians think a white dude might be interested in us as a person instead of a racial stereotype. The fact that vast majority of men we meet are white has nothing to do with anything, and we obviously just obsessed with the idea of a strong GI joe who will save us from our people. It's completely our…

It appears she put a bird on it.

Thinking that you are a literal witch who can cast literal magic spells sounds suspiciously like insanity to me.

That Aventador looks pretty sexy. 0-60 in 2.9 seconds is absolutely insane. Look at those lines on the rear, too. So mean, so pretty.

Courtney at the beginning of that interview is right out of Best In Show. I was just waiting for, "We both like soup."

Callie, I'm gonna let you finish, but Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy had the best Halloween costumes of the year.

The Birds and Psycho are my favorites, hands down.

I've never seen this show, but whoever that is dressed as Lord Disick killed it. Adorable!

Oh look, now he's the Martin Luther of gun nuts.

With your asthma, do you find it difficult to climb on and off your high horse?

I am totally there with you. It's just like them letting Shane live longer. I heard he tried to negotiate being on there longer as well. Kill them all off! Literally that's the point of the walking dead! I don't care if any of them die, that's not the point of the Walking Dead.

Dear LAWD, I feel so bad for the kid (kids?)!

Her kid is going to be the biggest capitalist fat cat Republican plutocrat EVER. His house will be nothing but bathrooms filled with sanitizing gel and he will own seven thousand pairs of shoes. He will also change his name to Steven Grant My Mother Passed Away on his eighteenth birthday.

She thinks shoes ruin the electrons in your feet or something. I read it and mentally blacked it out immediately because wow.

You win one kale smoothie.

Being the most insufferable white woman at a brunch, I'm guessing.