I can related to this on so many levels, and it's heartbreaking.

I think he was making a (belabored, outdated) reference to the Casper the Friendly Ghost movie Ricci was in as a kid.

I think he was referring to Christina Ricci's one true love, which is forever frozen in time in the movie, Casper. Sadly, we can't all marry Devon Sawa, not even her.

What? That must be greatly dependent on the store. I worked retail for a while, and no one ever told me to racially profile anyone.

I hate to be "that guy", but are you familiar with Kanye's body of work outside what you've heard on the radio? Because, he IS a creative genuis. He's one of the greatest hip hop producers of all time, outside of his own work. College Dropout and Yeezus are two of the greatest hip hop albums of all time. This guy has…

OH CHRIST ON A BIKE

I COPIED THAT SENTENCE TO USE IT IN MY COMMENT.
THEN FORGOT IT WAS STILL ON MY CLIPBOARD.
AND JUST RENAMED OVER 25 IMAGE FILES BY PASTING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT FILE NAME I HAD COPIED BEFORE.

NOW I HAVE 25 IMAGES SPREAD THROUGHOUT MY COMPUTER ALL NAMED "DAVID HASSELHOFF MANIACALLY GRASPING…

You know what? I think I'm a convert, Kanye —I love those damned masks! They are fucking awesome, and I would LOVE to put them on and run around like a crazy person. Crazy masks forever!

Am I watching Sleepy Hollow? Am I breathing? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is that bear Catholic?

Do you watch Sleepy Hollow? Great, neither do I.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

As a fan of The Walking Dead, I have learned to avoid any and all Internet discussions about the show for this very reason. The utter hatred for Lori, Beth, Andrea, and Carol was disturbing, as were the extremely rape-y fantasies many fans had of how they wished for these characters to die. The hatred for them seems…

EAT KALE AND SHOP IN PARIS, PEASANT.

People actually watch The View?

Seconding the Sleepy Hollow recommendation. It's filling the hole in my heart left by Fringe (a law enforcement agent and a civilian consultant exploring weird things? It's basically Fringe 2!) and I love it. Plus, you know, this extremely pretty English guy:

I believe some men are too scared to ask women these questions because they know, deep down in the hairy masculine vault of their very being, that these are some profoundly stupid questions. They fear the women will look at them with a withering stare, sneer slightly and then tell their friends, "hey, you really need…

YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!!!!!!
THANK GOD and HIS LUMPY BLUE SWEATER!

Well done, Stacker!

RUN CHARLIE! You're free!

Every time I see a video from the Twerk Team I am just in awe. HOW DO YOU LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR BODY LIKE THAT?!?! Compared to them it's a miracle I can walk down the street and not fall flat on my face. DAMN.

Jamie Brewer was fantastic in the first season (she was great on her own, but she and Jessica Lange had excellent chemistry) and I literally squealed when I saw she was back. I'm very excited about her character this time around, too.