EXACTLY what you'd expect a witch to say...

Guys, guys.

Angela Bassett in that 12 second teaser for American Horror Story owns every witch ever! I nearly pissed myself from excitement. "Too late for tears, damage is done," while sitting on that motherfucking throne.

Uh, is this even a competition??? Willow from Buffy. Duh.

Willow is pissed that she was not included in the suggestions.

Wait... are you trying to say all white girls look the same???

The rape in AHS is quite graphic & horrifying, especially in Asylym. I was mortified with Bloody Face. I think the portrayal of it is not done for gratuitous purposes or to demonstrate "risky" writing, but to really showcase how fucked up it really is.

No, fuck you is not pearl clutchy, you are right. But it is also not the edgy, non-housewifey response you think it is (as, um, I'm sure housewives use that term plenty). What it IS is incredibly off-putting for anyone actually wanting to engage you in your topic at hand- the care for Evangelical girls and their…

More suitable question - why do you not have one on your desk?

1) it is called "getting a booster shots every 10 years to maintain immunity".

You can't make me accept that Khlomar is over. I WON'T DO IT!!!

So what are the chances of her being not white?

Yeah, Gretchen, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.

Agreed. I am actually a little surprised by the sincerity of my, like, *feelings* about this kid. Back when she was doing the comical duckface/peace sign pose all over the place and spaz-cackling her way through interviews, I disliked her with an honesty usually reserved for, I don't know, actual people I actually…

This whole feud is directing attention away from the casual racism of Cyrus's schtick. But it is letting her prove that she's a gigantic asshole. So there's that.

OK, Sinead and Miley.

Reading the greys & finding Kardashian hate to be infinitely more boring than the Kardashians.

Wait, I thought it was women who lie about rape...

The modern Rock Wife pays the iron price for her engagement ring.

But in all fairness to Kim Zolciak that is actually the wig singing and not her real voice.