No, THIS is how babies work:

that caterwauling monstrosity known as the band Fun

Technically guy, if we're battling on etiquette, it's rude to not offer a truly vegetarian offer when hosting a fuckin' dinner.

Pick on Willow, prepare to die.

I'm assuming that everyone jumping on Rihanna can correctly identify all of the roughly 45,000 endangered species in the world and knows the compete ins and outs of the illegal exotic pet trade.

If this is the only thing the Kardashians ever truly give us it will still all have been worth it. No, not all women want anal. If you aren't willing to try it, then why should I?

Isn't the old "take a male character and turn it female" problematic as well? Doesn't that still treat the male experience of life as the standard for all human experience?

SAT scores off the charts and still not an ounce of common sense.

I'm glad Vanderbilt as a school is taking this seriously and actually punishing them. (CU, I'm looking at you.) But Vandy players? C'mon guys. This is the kind of crap you'd expect from UT. You know better. You're supposed to be better.

As a fellow Atlantan, can we really even qualify the Clermont as a strip club? I think of it more like a circus sideshow.

Speaking of strip clubs though, one of the Strip Club Alley spots (Piedmont, let's be real here) has a short bus that they use to pick you up! I saw it rolling through Peachtree Hills one day and…

Me (to myself): "Huh, I wonder what club in Atlanta has both stripping AND karaoke?!"

So sick of this stupid argument. False fucking equivalency. You would never assume a white person was changing their appearance to appear not white because there's no "not white" privilege to be gained from that. There is privilege to be gained by a person of color who tries to emulate the physical characteristics of…

White people tan, get lip injections, and butt injections to ape a small part of Blackness. The idea is that some of the features of Black women that are considered ugly, when watered down and put on a white woman, are beautiful. Ain't white supremacy fascinating?

And pesto! You let a white person in the kitchen, we'll put pesto in goddamned everything.

Quinoa and organic green salads with all the trendy culinary terms of the moment: anything reduced is good, the word "baby" to describe an otherwise common vegetable is also good. Add some foreign words (frittata, polenta, chapati) and there you have it: stereotypical white food. Could be a new cookbook. The follow up…

Kale?

Canadian College Bros. was by far the worst Mario game on the Nintendo Eh-cube.

I just love the fact that you’re so young

IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME YEARS AGO THAT THE ROBIN THICKE THAT FIRST CAME OUT WITH THE LONG HAIR AND RIDING BICYCLES AND SHIT WOULD TURN INTO SUCH A DOOKIE BAG TURD MASTER 5000, I WOULDNT HAVE BELIEVED YOU!

The mere fact that people feel the need to continuously make excuses for these men and their actions, and the massive hysteria and outrage that occurs in response to stat rape and people who defend it, in and of itself is proof that we inherently know the behavior is wrong. Sometimes I think these people just live to…

"I’ve been a 14-year-old girl, and so have all of my female friends."