Boy are you making assumptions. Women are sexy. Men are sexy. I am not particularly attracted to men who gyrate in jockstraps.

Yes, I was being hyperbolic. But I can be okay with sexiness as a thing while still being annoyed that every actress eventually ends up in her underwear in a magazine. No, nobody cares if their…

Maxim occasionally had one token piece of journalism. Playboy had half a dozen, and writing by some of the best people around.

My problem is not with sex, and certainly not with sex workers. My problem is the assumptions that women in every single field have to be sexy while they perform their job. Every single field.

My favorite new thing is that heels are for adults, and flats for children. :/

While attending the cutest, non-traditional hipster-Christian wedding ever, I remember cringing when the “now presenting...” started, because I assumed it would be “Mr. and Mrs. Steve Jobs.” I was weirdly pleased when it turned out to be “Mr. and Mrs. JobsGates”.

Seriously, all the feminists I went to college with, I…

Wow, I feel like a couple that unpleasant should have worked out. True love. Nasty, manipulative, true love.

Ugh, I hate to hear that. I would get arguably irrationally upset if I were treated that way. But I think it is rational. That is not your name. Names are important.

Guess how people are going to get over their ancient, bullshit feelings about names (and hell, weddings)? You need to stop being giant third wave babies who think everything is okay if you chose it, and you need to be a trailblazer.

Because it is still trailblazing. Because people are too chicken to do it. And no,…

You’re not any more correct just because you have a hilariously contrarian opinion that makes people cranky.

Sure, that was a bad line. And the first movie in particular is cheesy and the acting is rough. And they’re still more fun.

There’s plenty wrong with the original movies. There may be a few fun things in the prequels. The former have heart and dirt and charisma and lovable characters. Without the baggage of Star Wars,…

I never even assumed you were for the war. But even people who were against that war are dying to move on. We shouldn’t be allowed to.

Right, who needs to bother remembering back when the US started a war that is still ruining lives? Fuck, that was 12 years ago, do we have to think about the hundreds of thousands of dead people for another decade? Damn.

Yes, a Republican who voted against the war in Iraq.

“Peak Taylor is obv. All Too Well”

Fact. That song is a fantastic mix of tropey images and really killer, original (as much as anything is) turns of phrase. Red kicks 1989’s ass.

Oh, you’re totally right. But I still don’t want to switch, because I don’t know the Metric system well. Even though it makes WAY more sense.

Wow, that is actually uncomfortable to watch.

Right, the superhawk will definitely hire the precious antiwar dork running on principle.

What’s wrong with those lines exactly?

I suspect that without the baggage of loving the original movies, the prequels would be a little better simply because I would have expected nothing. They would be occasionally great-looking CGI (at the time), fun robots, and great actors turning in weirdly bad performances. I might, in fact, be able to see the…

Yep.

And isn’t it awesome?