I was 12 when Phantom Menace came out, and I didn’t initially realize how shitty it was, but after the second or third watch, I knew. And yes, I already adored the originals.

The bullshit contrarian idea that the only thing different is that older people are nostalgic needs to die. People repeat this word for word and…

I always imagined Leia should be bitter about that. “Oh, you blew up my entire planet, but God forbid lil Luke suffers. Fuck.”

You mean a day, right?

Yes. And it ends with the death of Zach (that actor was very endearing in “True Blood” but....).

SAY, WHAT’S ADAM BRODY UP TO THESE DAYS?! I mean, he might want to check in with Lane after Zach was tragically strangled by his Peter Frampton mic.

He was such a lovable rich snob. Both the grandparents were amazing actors, but I always had a soft spot for Edward Herrmann. And he had the best voice for war documentaries. :( 2015 was a bad year for lovable ladies and gents.

1) I’m sad if they made John Boyega switch his accent. Unless you’re Hugh Laurie, I can see the struggle as you try not to slip up. It drags down even good actors.

That’s kind of mean of your wife.

Don’t forget country! Yeah, we needed Scottish immigrants, but black people played a huge part in its early history as well. Not just because the banjo is from Africa!

My mom gave me an Anne Perry book not knowing about the author’s background. I never read it, but sometimes I stare at it nervously.

The idea that we had a war on drugs while a single piece of rape evidence sat on a shelf somewhere. It’s sick.

Honestly, they’re both kind of too far on the other side of things. North is too voice actory/theatrical sometimes. Dinklage is too dry and understated sometimes. They both sounded better to me during different readings.

No way, he’s great in “The Station Agent.”

I constantly almost buy a Modcloth dress, and then don’t. In all the examples, the dresses look too short and vaguely cheap. And I don’t want that if I’m spending 50-100 bucks. Some great designs, though, so they’re endlessly tempting.

Yeah, that response makes me like Ed Sheeran more. And the picture of him and Taylor Swift on the Fourth of July — the caption being something about Ed “not letting it go” — endears them both.

I didn’t even know we were supposed to hate gingers until “South Park” told me. And I’ve read “Anne of Green Gables.”

Listen, I am done talking to you because you are freaking me out. I insulted your particular stance on one particular policy issue. I apologize for the language I used. The proportionate response to me would have been to call me an asshole and call it a day. Your tirade was legitimately disturbing, because it seemed…

I would be perfectly willing to grant that people have bad experiences with any company - Uber included — if there weren't these batshit vendettas against competition for what is in some places a damned cartel.

That little girl goes amazingly well with the Old Crow Medicine Show song I am currently rocking through the headphones. *is mesmerized*

I can't wait to tell everyone that my first internet rape threat was on Jezebel. Insert "well, that escalated quickly" gif here. Let's try again "Thanks for being an authoritarian lunatic about transportation, then." About one particular policy issue. And you think that that your comment is a reasonable response to…

Do you think Buzzfeed, Jezebel, or Valleywag would want to contact you and rally on your behalf? Somehow I doubt it.