"TLC (formerly known as The Learning Channel)"

Heh. This is terrible and creepy, but I still smiled at this.

Yeah, that sounds right.

That sure takes me back to trying to sleep in my sister's Brooklyn apartment. So...orange...eyeballs...sleep...never...

See, I think of NYC as this hot, fabulous, winning conversationalist who you want to hate because she's so popular, but you can have a good time with her. Maybe a good weekend, even. But you don't want to live with her, or marry her.

Perfect.

I realize that Gawkerers and Jezebelles know because they live there, but I am exhausted by the New York City obsession that is snarky and myopic. Gawker mocking The New York Times' NYC trendpieces. Jezebel concern-trolling a rich girl's shallow yay-NYC song, because New York City isn't that nice, dammit!

Just, move…

That's not what I was talking about. And if you enjoy porn, you don't get to me a misogynistic creep about those dirty, dirty women who are porn stars, and therefore deserve to be beaten half to death. That's the rule.

Yeah, but Gollum was sometime a sympathetic character!

Never understood men who you know watch porn, and would totally fuck a porn star thinking that being in porn is somehow disgusting.

Way to bury any nuance about alarming sentences beneath a bunch of hand-wringing.

Child born is fucked up. Child porn should be banned. I have a problem with shoving people who look at vile images in prison for longer than child rapists. Which is a thing that has happened, and which you buried in the second less…

And he was really driving! Awesome.

Plus one for nuance!

I'm going to admit that my historical interest is pretty morbid. I have a few racist postcards in my collection. I own a WWI gasmask. My mom's friend own Nazi Germany ration cards, and I covet them.

I wouldn't buy those shackles, nor would I buy, say an Auschwitz uniform. But if I saw them, I would want to touch them…

I was one of those Against Me! fans who thought they were done being awesome, but the most recent album is pretty kick-ass.

Turns out lyrics about being tran are way more interesting than "oh, I guess we signed to a major label. This is awkward."

Did Zapruder film this?

See, there you go. You agree with the Jezebelle on this, and I don't, and I am not a fucking troll. This website, I tell ya. *reads it for seven years*

I am not sure why you disagreement about the meaning of sex crimes makes you a troll.

Oh, that's right, because this is Jezebel.

I agree. I also don't think hate crimes should be a thing.

Right, which is bullshit.

I don't think this show is good for you.

I stopped even hate-watching this show.