Or, single actor shootings are reported as two people by frantic and confused eyewitnesses sometimes. So two active shooters, both of whom removed long coats were reported by a handful of people as four shooters.

Damn, is VICE stealing all the Jezebelians? Jezebelles?

I appreciate that this was a terrible category, but I love that your answer for what all women want was still politicized and gendered.

I don't want paid maternity leave or the ERA, since I'm an anarchist. And this kind of presumptious feminism is so boring.

Bust is fun. More glossy than the (also quality) Bitch. Bust has a lot more crafty nonsense than I care about, but they are still the best choice for general interest lady magazine.

Both my boyfriend and his 15-year-old niece frequently skip songs after about a minute. It both annoys me and disturbs me that their attention spans are so limited.

You go, Miss America, 1937.

Gee, thanks. Sorry the unexplored side of my sexuality is RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE. :|

Ugh, I'm 27 and I am still firmly — and confusingly — in "bicurious" land. Something about that term is totally annoying, but it fits. I just am not sure.

This man claims the right to kill American citizens, and has done so. Not mention several thousand Pakistanis. But you're right, this is offensive.

I find it horrifying that there would ever be any contest. Beyonce entertains people. Obama, even if you like him, has blood and misery on his by virtue of being in that office. Ask some Pakistani kids which person the prefer.

Fuck politics. Entertainers are heroes.

Not a Republican, but can I just say that an obstructionist Congress would have been just terrific circa 2001-2003, back when they were whimpering and acquiescing to the PATRIOT Act and the various ill-advised wars?

Politics is a double-edged sword.

"don't conflate unchecked social programming with innate nature, and then call it a revelation."

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.

Yes.

The recentness of their friendship is almost the weirdest part. I wouldn't do that for a friend I'd have had for two decades.

But on the other hand, being insanely rich probably, somehow makes that less weird.

Ya know, the rough voice covering Hank Williams I kind of dig. What it doesn't sound like is Hank Williams.

He looks great, though. I mean, he's a handsomer version of Hank, but he's got something in the fact that works. But the rest of it, I am skeptical.

I'm also really excited for a Hank Williams biopic, though.…

Well, that's enough Deadspin for today.

Goodbye, good luck, and someday I will forgive you for failing to finish your beautiful series on being confused by baseball.

I agree about the callousness with the nude photos, and with the other mentioned incidents. I think people should take them all seriously.

I still don't know what should be done about it. Yes, people being horrible yell FREE SPEECH and PRIVACY and clearly don't care about it for certain other people. But I care about…

HEY!

That's only on Thursdays.

So glad that you guys finally discovered that cops are bad. Less glad that you're acting as if permissive gun laws have anything to do with this. The terrifying lack of accountability for police is the actual point.

Gun control for cops and soldiers. Their the ones whose job it is to kill.

Yes, all of this. I was just managing to drop my music snobbery and be like, yeah, I like a half dozen songs, she has great style now, etc. And now...well...*backs slowly away*