People actually got refunds on Million Little Pieces once the shit was revealed. I think they maybe added a disclaimer, too.

Didn't his last attempt at admitted-fiction crash and burn? Or am I thinking of Stephen Glass?

Honestly, Bieber is almost writing in normal sentences here. That's why I would never believe it.

She's one of my favorites on OTNB, so I worry a bit. Also, old people humor with Amy Poehler involved will be awesome and not just, like hey it's a rappin' granny! So yay?

People who think voting for the Iraq War is a dealbreaker?

How about finding a partner that doesn't make you give up your hobbies?

He was good in "Shattered Glass"! It was the Lucas effect, man. Nobody is safe.

Oh my God, why I have I never heard crustache before?

Definitely. This is drug war mission creep. SWAT or SWAT-like raids now happen for the most ridiculous reasons. I am just amazed that it happened to a rich white famous person, honestly.

And now, mysteriously, they seem to really hate Gaga.

The backlash is mandatory because she's a famous woman people have been discussing and praising. I kind of hate the "your new BFF" Jezebel angle, but just because someone is arguably overly talked up doesn't mean we now must prepare for HATING HER FOR THE NEXT 1-2 YEARS.

I was wondering about the bizarre absence of that. Theron's mom killed her dad for threatening her with a gun, for fuck's sake. Maybe stay clear of violent men.

Jezebel does sometimes seem bound and determined to make a backlash happen through sheer force of will.

Hell, even if I didn't generally like Deschanel, I would have loved her for that one I am a feminist and I dress like this, relax quote. As with Jennifer Lawrence, or even Taylor Swift, we have no idea how real some of these famous ladies are. But Jezebel seems convinced that if you're quirky, demure, not-so-sexy,…

I didn't watch, cause I had shit to write. But now I almost wish I had, just because these ladies are hilarious.

NOPE. To be an adult, you have to dress sexy and glamorous or you fail womanness. :|

She is also such a killer actress. I was casually rewatching the first Hunger Games last night, and she is just wonderful in it. I was marveling at her subtle trembling right before she goes into the arena, and her smooth transition between tough girl and traumatize teenager and back. She really is good.

And none of us…

Little shorter and a bolder color, maybe?

Yeah. I can't believe Erin had the gall to praise one article by one person from a different political viewpoint. She should be banned from Jezebel.

I blog and write articles, the latter mostly about police issues. I have never gotten these kinds of scary threats, and I also feel creepily lucky. Hell, I feel like if I mention I don't have this problem, I'll jinx it and the creeps will roll in.