Hornby is better than most of those in the lesser-lit column. I hate to say that because he's a guy's writer in a lot of ways, but the characterization and insight in "High Fidelity" is a little more literary than, say, "The Princess Diaries."

Do dog snow pants exist?

You have a way with words, sir or ma'am.

Yeah. It rather gives me the willies.

But I get totally confused why drag queens weird out my boyfriend. Hmm.

Nice of her to apologize for this. And nice of old Robot Mitt for saying it was over and done with and not trying to milk it.

So you were radicalized by seeing suffering children, and then you decided to plot to kill an artist?

Good priorities.

I dream of a world in which we stop admiring politicians.

SEAQUEST LIED TO ME.

But when you actually need the internet for your writing, though! Internet is for screwing around and for research both. Ergo, doomed.

Hehe. And you. And yes, I think I struck gold with writer's refusal. That is probably my problem 70 percent of the time. Writer's block is a paltry concern in comparison!

Good thing I don't have a dog. Fluffy distractions are the worst.

I don't want to write my column. Don't wannnnna.

Writer's block, or writer's, I dunno, refusal, is the silliest. Would I rather sit on my ass and continue rewatching "Gilmore Girls"? Sure. But I am going to write it, I have to write it, I will be glad when I am done with it, and here I sit slacking. So silly.

That was multiple years ago and even then, Tavi was classier and more real in her apology than any Jezebel editor ever.

As a libertarian agnostic, my opinion of this here Pope isn't relevant.

However, I kind of teared up when he washed the feet of those teenagers in juvenile detention. That sort of thing is the thing about Christianity that gets me.

Sounds like she's the abuser here.

Dude, I would rally around the point of this post in a minute if Jezebel wasn't so embarrassingly pro-Obama. It's relevant. Presidents are nasty. Even though Bush was above average bad, the complete lack of critical thought and criticism displayed towards the current president is a huge problem. Obama's pleasant…

I don't think the selfie is the end of the world or anything, but I do dislike them if, for nothing else, their dullness. I want your instagram to be weird stuff you saw in a thrift store, nature, a puppy, your baby whatever. Too many selfies — especially the kind where you could be literally anywhere — are so boring.

Has Jezebel written a single post on Obama that wasn't just slobbering? It drives me insane.

Have you fucking read Jezebel on Obama? Yes, Bush wins for two boots on the ground wars. Obama is still a murderous hypocrite, like most presidents. Jezebel is a fawning, nauseating mess about him still. It's ridiculous.

I appreciate Jezebel offering a withering political piece for once. Lord knows Bush deserves it.

I'm assuming that's the piece that is really good and enlightening and important, except that starts with the SKEEVIEST, SHADIEST, MOST OVERLY DESCRIPTIVE tale of child rape ever in a "serious" piece?

Whyyyy.