An entire city was making bad-ass wish come true. The culture that says the president has to chime in on EVERYTHING is not good. Even if Obama hadn't made child-killing decisions in his time.

To put it simply, endearing thing is not more endearing when the president chimes in.

Yeah, he especially loves that Awlaki boy.

"I consider myself to be racist, although not in a hostile or hurtful way. "

Um. That's not a thing.

Jennifer Lawrence thinks thousands of dead children is justified, because sanctions are that important?

I didn't think so. Don't sully her with that crap comparison.

Reading that Lindy West thinks changing to her would-be husband's name is romantic had an echo of the pang I got when my bff said she was asking her dad (and her Grandpa, so it's totally okay!) to give her away at what used to be a feminist wedding.

I am a total asshole, and I have the luxury of a family who doesn't…

"Hotel Hampshire" is comedy gold. Except for the bits that are supposed to be funny.

Wikipedia is your starting point/overview, and it is good for that purpose. The idea of using it as a primary source is embarrassing.

Indeed! I don't even want children, but I do like babies and toddlers and kids much of the time. I know the type of parent people mean, but it's always seemed a bit excessive on Jezebel.

Wow, there is a lot of baby hate in this thread. Am I the only one who thinks babies are awesome, and it's usually the parents who are the obnoxious ones?

Michael Phelps is a role model for all people who are tired of being told that SMOKING WEED WILL RUIN YOUR LIIIIIIIIIFE.

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

I believe in it.

If he had succeeded, regardless of what you called it, that would have been rape.

It's so sad that "the haters" have struck again. They're ruining these boys' good time.

Never in my college career did it occur to me to plagiarize. I turned in many a half-assed paper — sometimes late! - but never, even in my greatest panic would I even consider this.

My favorite movie of all time is still "The Great Escape." Not only does it fail the test in the usual way, it doesn't have a single female character or even dialogue (beyond a scream when an escaping POW is shot).

My bad, fellow ladies. :(

Actually, do any of my other favorites pass? I dare not check. There's gotta be…

Bad, bad parents.

Not if you were married at 16?

This is a really awesome lesson in how to completely destroy any moral high ground you might have re her stupid costume.

The writing is kind of meh, but the fact that she did this doesn't need to invite so much judging. And yes, this experience should definitely lead to an awesome piece of writing. This just isn't it. She's a stand-up comic, not a writer. Clearly.