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It was akin to his Between Two Ferns appearance.
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: Maybe a man with a history of race-based hate crimes should ~not~ be a police officer.
I pretend to believe that he was on board the whole time, and his Chair Skit was just his way of taking one for the team.
I initially thought Obama's delivery of "The Decree" was a "fuck it" move, too — until he got about halfway through and I realized it was actually genius. Colbert gave the President an effective platform to convey his message about healthcare to a younger audience. "The Decree" was very well written, funny, and…
It would appear that we in Canada lack access because of our overly polite attitudes. Pfft. She's our Queen, too!
None of these videos are available to watch from the UK, unfortunately...
AHHHHH why is the closet almost completely empty? I can't handle this apt actually existing. I'm hoping he took pictures of a model home to use for this ad, because his real apt is too terrifying. What do y'all think? Sex/murder dungeon? The only furniture in the living room is his desk/super sweet gaming rig and the…
98% guaranteed sexual assault from someone who's about 78% never been in a relationship before. Cocoa under blankets? Bubble baths? Does J Crew have like, a romantic couple catalog that he parsed this together from? Also what kind of grown-ass man has a framed photo of flowers in his bedroom? Seriously who decorated…
No no, you're going to want to sell the bed, too. Anyone who's living on the streets and has 2 cents about them would see this as the perfect opportunity to rob this guy blind, and I hope they do. That would be too fucking funny.
In a just universe, homeless (but queer and larcenous) waif answers the ad, slips something in the guy's drink to make him sleep, then ties him naked to the bed. Then she and her girlfriend ransack his place, take anything of value, and find the PINs for all his cards. They depart after taking a few pics of him naked…
He wasn't "about to have a baby," he just could not be bothered with the responsibility that people should assume when they take on the care of an animal. Read, will you?
They completely re-worded that statement (again, without noting that they'd done so). "The man told the Post" is very different than "The Post determined... that they'd never met." Do you see? It's attributed to someone instead of floating in the air as an omniscient fact.
Our boys were born at 25 weeks in 2013 and there were still some older nurses who got all indignant when I started asking to hold them. I just kept bringing it up every time a doctor walked by and during rounds on the third day the doctor said, "What do you mean you haven't held them yet?" And he made a point of…
This is a testament of todays fucked up "instant journalism". First RS publishes a story without properly fact checking on behalf of the accuser "Jackie" who did not name names at first. Then they retract along with the WaPo thereby hanging the alledged rape victim out to dry, which is fubar imo. Today they, along…
Thank God the practices for preemies have changed. I remember a nurse timed my skin-to-skin time with mine and said that I was only allowed 20 minutes because it might overstimulate her. I was heartbroken, but y'know, you want to trust the medical professionals that are keeping your child alive... still, I mentioned…
I got toxoplasmosis while pregnant, and it is no walk in the park. I have to go to the hospital as many as four times a month for tests, and we still don't know if the parasites have crossed the placenta. Fingers crossed our girl makes it!
One of my father's favorite stories to tell is when he first held me after I was born premature. I was in an oxygen tent for over a week and they didn't think I was going to make it, but somehow I did. Still, the nurses were worried when I refused to open my eyes.