The only thing he’s probably ever done with a chicken was to choke it. 

The thing that kills me is that after saying that Obama watched TV all day, he brags about replacing his TV with a bigger one.  It’s just such a fucking weird segue, to brag about having a bigger TV after shit-talking someone else for watching TV.

I imagine she’s counting on that. Chump is precisely the dumb kind of fuck who would engage in another game of chicken after just losing one even though circumstances haven’t changed, will undoubtedly play into her hands, just as he did in that televised meeting with her and Schumer.

Girrrrlllll.... You did it again

“Make sure that chicken is thawed out before I get home too.”

Feb.5th

Yes, but Pelosi can’t control Trump once he stands before the podium. And you know that Trump is going show his whole ass on Jan. 5th. And then shut down the government again because he is crazy and evil.

My favorite pic of my favorite President

Donald Trump is an evil, abusive, psychopath. I believe the only reason that Trump agreed to temporarily re-open the federal government was so that he would be allowed to give the State of the Union Address.

Orange Dumbass, a person of teflon-like ignorance who after two years on the job is still refusing to comport himself as President of the United States of America, gives tours—”shock”. Since everyone knows Putin’s Bitch flits from one jerkoff task after another avoiding actual presidential work (“He’s giving tours!…

Well yeah, it’s not even plated in gold, where is he supposed to shit?

The tour ends in the Oval Office where Trump announces, “And here is where I f#@! over the entire country.”.

He has also called the white house a dump

Dear White People:

“The president is proud of the White House and its rich history”

20 Bucks say Trump can’t name all the Presidents who served in his lifetime.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

I can’t, because if they did, they wouldn’t be republicans. You might as well ask me to imagine powdered water.

This really is just desperation for anything on Hillary to try and stall the Mueller probe and discredit it.

“An ally of Attorney General Jeff Sessions who is familiar with the thinking at the Justice Department’s Washington headquarters...”

Seriously, let them. Let them do their fucking investigation, gather what they can, convene a grand jury, indict her, put her on trial—the works. If the prosecution can avoid having the case kicked during the criminal justice equivalent of the pleadings stage of the proceedings, and avoid getting the case kicked on…