It’s funny because I hung up on my mom this morning on my drive to work because she was commenting on my need to have a second child. And I got pissed because I don’t work at a salary job, I earn what I earn and don’t get maternity leave. So this year, I earned a lot more than last year even though I only took off 9…

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

Yeah, but on the other hand, if the bill fails, the money spigot gets shut off for all of them. McCain, as he is dying, would have struck me as someone who should have been liberated from the need to give a shit about such things. But nope, he rolled up and voted to fuck the poor so his wife the beer heiress could get…

A friend of mine thinks it’s neurosyphilis.

Anna and Madeleine. I took the stance that it sucked that they got scooped on the Louis CK story but that they were awfully close to blaming the commentariat for not believing their reporting on ‘rumors.’

Narcissism defined in one tweet.

In Alabama no less! A state he won by almost 30 percentage points.

Trump is very much like a guy I used to work with, who turned out to be a raging hypocritical conservative. He would never admit he was wrong, it was some excuse as to why he wouldn’t hit deadlines or he wasn’t done with something. He would hit on other women while he was married. He ended up getting divorced and his…

Two losses for the price of one! Delicious.

A Senate seat which he himself caused to become vacant! Is this the winning he was schreeching on about?

The deck wasn’t stacked against him, the truth was.

Not only that, but then he blamed a “stacked deck” for the (alleged) pedophile, racist, homophobe’s loss.

Yes, we voters need to learn how important every election is, every single one.

If you want to know how much last night’s vote mattered witness how quickly Republicans scrambled to get everything Susan Collins wants back into their tax plan.

It’s actually quite remarkable: he managed to endorse two losing candidates for the same Senate seat!

This fucking greasy knob and his inability to understand that anything said on the internet lives forever and is easily verifiable.

She shouldn’t have to not talk about it because her employer (eventually) fired the manager? It still happened. Just because the offender was fired doesn’t mean the rampant sexism at the NFL Network hasn’t reared its head before. If anything, it shows that there was a prior instance of harassment/sexism and the NFL…

Like civil rights era fatigue? WTF are you even talking about? Just because you are uncomfortable and unaffected doesn’t mean people should stop fighting for their rights by exposing wrong doings. Get a grip.

I have an idea. If Franken has to resign for being a creep, so do all the Republicans who have done something equally bad or worse.