Hasn't Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and been nominated more than once and won several golden globes or something? I'm pretty sure her career was doing pretty well on its on before this.

Hee. Well-played, ma'am...:)

Here's another one that goes well with the GOP ad:

Second day in a row that I thought I clicked on The Onion instead of Jez...

Isn't Say No to the Bro the tagline from Legally Blonde 5: Blonde In The White House?

This is what would happen if Jack Donaghy forced Liz Lemon to make a GOP ad, and Liz made it exactly how he wanted it because she realized that was the best way to make it fail.

I'm surprised the number is that low. I'd expect more like 1:100,000.

Crap. I was hoping there were some kind of binders full of Black Friends.

I don't know. Marketing accounts for a lot. And good marketing can help sell otherwise disgusting or sub-par products. Example, McDonald's or Marlboro.

You're going to have to find your own, of course. Each black Republican is already the anecdotal "black friend" to at least 50-100 white Republicans.

You will need to find your own so you can appear to be not a racist. Also, so you can say racist things then deflect criticism by saying "But I have a black friend."

The GOP attempts to woo women voters kind of remind me of Michael Scott on the Office trying to win clients back with baskets of treats. The problem is not with your branding or how you frame your message. It's that what you stand for is bad for us and we don't want it.

If I vote Republican, do I have to find my own Sassy Black Friend, or will one be assigned to me?

I felt like I was losing my mind while I watched that. Not, like, in rage, but because it's like disjointed dream reality.

Say yes to the trans-vaginal ultrasounds ladies! Coming soon: GOP dresses that will take care of that little problem right after sex!

It's just so bad. LOL. Like... they just failed at everything they set out to do with this thing. Are they secretly trying to get more women to vote Democratic?

And come this November, remember to Say No to the Bro

No one's slick as Gaston

From the piece: "The victims of the prison system the Netflix show satirizes are overwhelmingly male. Leaving them out reinforces old stereotypes that hurt both genders."

I'm curious about how many articles this guy wrote about the mis- and under-representation of women in television shows. Must be thousands!