I dunno - Carnahan had some great crazy in A-Team. That tank sequence was so stupid and amazing that I was bouncing in my seat and clapping like an eight year old coked out on too many slurpees.

And Smith is by far one of the best things in the movie and the most likable he’s been in a movie in ages.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

To be fair, 150 of those laptops will be quietly browsing Facebook, Buzzfeed, and Reddit.

Buying new school supplies for the year used to be my favorite thing. I loved all those crisp shiny new folders, unmarked notebooks and brand new colored pencils. I’d put a sticker with my name on it on every item in my stash. I seriously want to go buy school supplies now.

Bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils! TTYL, I have to go watch You’ve Got Mail now.

I absolutely love this show. It’s shot so beautifully and the interviews are fascinating. Dominique Crenn and Grant Achatz were some of my favorites this season.

I guess if you had absurd agility during the jump you could get yourself in there with feet on one side and hands on the other. I can picture myself doing it in my head. But in-head me is a lot cooler than real me.

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

Reports are that early this morning, Lifetime executives with briefcases full of contracts for the next of kin descended upon Pittsburgh like a pack of hungry vultures.

uh

first Winona, now Ally Sheedy. Hollywood has rediscovered all my teen 80's crushes

I don’t have kids, and (not kidding) I have biked 100 miles this week. I would never wear my cycling clothes, or my running clothes, for anything other than working out. For one, they are expensive and reserved strictly for situations where chafing must be prevented. The other thing is that they really aren’t…

I was actually surprised to read the article and find out he’s still alive and not already shot dead. I guess having money does help.

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

Never fuck with nail salon employees. They work seven days a week for like 15-16 hours a day and provide services to some of the suckiest, most entitled people on Earth an their gross hands and feet. They aren’t afraid of guns. They aren’t afraid of death.

I love the museums in London. One of my favorite things about my favorite city. I very much like how they are free (donation optional) so you can go anytime. Where I hail from (CA) nothing is free. Nothing. And there is zero culture here.