I kinda stopped reading when I found out he just recently put the proposal in there. Ruined it for me because as I started reading it I had thoughts that maybe he put the note in there 5 years ago figuring if they were still together after 5 years it’d be time to pop the question. That would have been fucking awesome…

Lord help me, am I actually...pretty okay with the Madea halloween movie? (Stupid title aside)

“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

Random crazy person, physical violence, lots of bugs, some vomit, all trapped in a subway car together?

This actually looks pretty funny.

“Interesting how the stance of every employer fighting unionization seems to be “they only want it because they don’t realize how bad it will be for them.” — Similar to those laws that are there to protect women from themselves.

“I hope I’m completely misreading your point here, but it sounds like you are defending the University’s hiring of a sexual predator”

Well, no. Most workplaces these days have a “zero tolerance” policy for harassment. That’s, more or less, what a “safe space” is. Not a place where no one can disagree with you, it’s a place where people have to consider the feelings of others before they speak or act. Now, in most cases, you have to do this to some…

Right, but you actually do remove the spiders from your cupboard, as an adult in the real world. You don’t just regard being bitten constantly by spiders as the way of the world like some ineffectual fatalist. Universities should try to be better and more fair than the worst of society, not defer to the lowest common…

That should include preparation to deal with situations you are uncomfortable with. Sexual/workplace harassment and bullying, etc. It does occur and people who “adult” properly will be able to handle it.

Right? Normally when I found out a potential love interest in Ayn Rand... I run away. -_-

We had some dinner guests on Monday and I was about to drop a Simpsons reference on them when I realized that the episode I was about to reference came out before either of our guests was born.

Haha I forgot he was in that movie until i rewatched it last year. To be fair, i feel he and Ann’s other friends could have been a bit more supportive of her. Especially the friend who got a whole bag of clinique samples from Ann!

Elon Musk, the eccentric, car-loving billionaire whose childhood was famously chronicled in the 2001 Steven Spielberg film A.I

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Counterpoint: In the last 6 years I have never tweeted at a brand, so by my standard, he is quite excessive. YMMV. Almost like opinions are subjective to personal experience and taste. Weird, huh?

This guy seems like a fucking asshole.

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

Hot take: I side-eye anyone who dates siblings, and anyone who dates someone their sibling already dated.