Buying new school supplies for the year used to be my favorite thing. I loved all those crisp shiny new folders, unmarked notebooks and brand new colored pencils. I’d put a sticker with my name on it on every item in my stash. I seriously want to go buy school supplies now.

Bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils! TTYL, I have to go watch You’ve Got Mail now.

I absolutely love this show. It’s shot so beautifully and the interviews are fascinating. Dominique Crenn and Grant Achatz were some of my favorites this season.

I guess if you had absurd agility during the jump you could get yourself in there with feet on one side and hands on the other. I can picture myself doing it in my head. But in-head me is a lot cooler than real me.

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

Reports are that early this morning, Lifetime executives with briefcases full of contracts for the next of kin descended upon Pittsburgh like a pack of hungry vultures.

uh

first Winona, now Ally Sheedy. Hollywood has rediscovered all my teen 80's crushes

I don’t have kids, and (not kidding) I have biked 100 miles this week. I would never wear my cycling clothes, or my running clothes, for anything other than working out. For one, they are expensive and reserved strictly for situations where chafing must be prevented. The other thing is that they really aren’t…

I was actually surprised to read the article and find out he’s still alive and not already shot dead. I guess having money does help.

Never fuck with nail salon employees. They work seven days a week for like 15-16 hours a day and provide services to some of the suckiest, most entitled people on Earth an their gross hands and feet. They aren’t afraid of guns. They aren’t afraid of death.

“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

Random crazy person, physical violence, lots of bugs, some vomit, all trapped in a subway car together?

This actually looks pretty funny.

“Interesting how the stance of every employer fighting unionization seems to be “they only want it because they don’t realize how bad it will be for them.” — Similar to those laws that are there to protect women from themselves.

“I hope I’m completely misreading your point here, but it sounds like you are defending the University’s hiring of a sexual predator”

Well, no. Most workplaces these days have a “zero tolerance” policy for harassment. That’s, more or less, what a “safe space” is. Not a place where no one can disagree with you, it’s a place where people have to consider the feelings of others before they speak or act. Now, in most cases, you have to do this to some…