I am here for the Simone and Zac cuteness! He even picked her up

Live-action remake of “The Little Mermaid”

MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE

This is a great post to cap the week. I want to meet that bananaphin.

I always have the same reaction, and I only worked with nice equipment when I was in school. Also, even if the mic is OK, now there’s a dent in the fucking stage that someone will have to get out.

I went on a hunt to find out what they are—they are made by Kurt Geiger and she seems to be such a fan of the shoe (or she is being paid) that she has worn them on different occasions. I think the skinny ankle pant she is wearing is the key to making this look work!

Penny (a real good Canadian kid) also is an interesting story. She now has a gold, silver and two bronze and she is only 16 and been an Olympian for five days.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

DON’T BE FOOLED by her Coco Rocha superpowers! I have been fooled by many a model making me think I can pull off ridiculous outfits.

You can’t post smack about Tevas without someone posting an obligatory, super-defensive, semi-deranged “Tevas are awesome”response... so here’s mine:

I feel your pain with the PTO... I have never had any significant PTO prior to this job so I didn’t really know how to use it. I carried over two weeks last year so I found myself having to burn at least 4 weeks this year or I’ll lose it. It’s obviously not something to complain about because that would make one a…

No. NO. Why? Literally when in obstetric nursing would you ever PUSH the baby BACK IN?!

Have you considered bottoming out?

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

STAYCATION!!!

Sometimes I am sad I am single. Then there are other times where I realize I can go on vacation and nobody will call in bomb scares about me out of jealousy, and I feel free as a bird and it's glorious.

People are cray. Seriously they belong together though. Mazel tov.