The diving pool turned green with jealousy because Ledecky wouldn’t be swimming in it. Algae bloom... pfft.

Ha, yeah. I grew up in a border town and clued in around the Atlanta Olympics that NBC’s coverage was.....slanted, let’s say. CBC obviously does focus on Canadian athletes (e.g. Pennyyyyy yeah girl yeah!) but they’re giving Ledecky and other dominant success stories the coverage and respect they deserve. Plus CBC’s…

With a fever that high, I guess it shows that even Olympic horses can be too hot to trot.

It’s amazing how consistently the entire justice system has vastly more compassion and empathy for the perpetrator than the victim when the crime is rape. It’s just so UNFAIR to ruin a nice boy’s life over a little crime like that.

Yeah, but he can’t be rehabilitated so what’s the point of trying? Everyone knows that you only go to prison because it will turn you into a model citizen who never goes back to prison again.

never improve.

These nationalistic fuckwits, my god.

I know the Olympics are supposed to be about the world coming together and whatnot, but really, fuck everybody else. We should change our colors to blue (the color of first place ribbons) and gold (the color of first place medals).

All we do is win win win no matter what
Got medals on our mind we can never get enough
And every time we step up in the podium
Michael Phelps’s hands go up
And they stay there

I like to pretend Crimson Peak is playing out in real life and back at his creepy mansion he has a crazy sister he is really in love with.

When I scrolled past that photo I thought he was just being cute and kissing the hand of a little girl at a wedding or something. I didn’t realize it was Swift...

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Katie Ledecky during an interview is the reason I got out of bed this morning.

I wouldn’t give up my cat for a significant other!!! Certainly not my young innocent child. This mother is a monster just for that.

Love it. Literally Snapperchat according to Meryl.

it would still be a marked improvement over the water quality in the diving pool.

I laughed out loud at her puking comment. But pool puking sounds horrific on a bajillion levels.

Elizabeth Warren ‏@elizabethforma 4h4 hours ago

In a similar vein to Gabby, I positively leered at a woman's nails yesterday. They were perfect and I am still filled with envy.

Peterson says, “Honestly I never thought we would get into trouble for our relationship.”