This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).

Taylor: Hey are you on instagram yet?

Olympic officials were hoping the women would clean up the place while they were there anyway.

If you crate train the kid well enough, then you’ll only need someone to stop by to let them out once a day while you’re at work for the first few months. After that, they should be ok to be left alone all day without needing to go out!

Yes but what is her husband doing?

“So long and thanks for the IPAD “~Dolphin

I was fully prepared to be aghast at the horrible sexism displayed in Harley Quinn’s character. As it kept going, I kept thinking “Wait, I kind of really like her. I thought she was supposed to be horribly weak and vapid. What is happening?!”

That movie was only 2 hours long?

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

How did Christopher Walken—CHRISTOPHER WALKEN—skate with a pass on the “how the hell did he decide to do this” question? I mean, this is a man who is legendarily mesmerizing on-screen. How did he decide, “Yes! Yes, I will be the magical pet store owner who transforms Kevin Spacey into a cat to teach him lessons about…

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Guy at work eats Egg Mayo on Cinnamon Raisin Bagels. First time I saw it I gagged.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

Now that the idea has been placed in my head, I have no choice but to try it (you say “feeble-minded”, I say “adventurous”.). I just need to clarify, does one use tuna or tuna salad?

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

I know this is just an opinion, but people who call themselves Mediums seem like a form of life somewhere between Black Mold and Silverfish.

If there are real people who can talk to dead people/can see ghosts/ are immortal/ talk to aliens or whatever there is literally no way in hell they are pimping themselves out for a trashy television show. They are hiding because otherwise the government will come for them and demand answers.

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