Me too! So angry. That story legit ruined my day.
Whenever I try to sweep up the mess of torn up chew toys my Jack-a-poo Scallywag leaves all over the floor, I'm pretty sure he's mentally yelling at me: YOU'RE RUINING IT!!! MOOOOOOMMMMMM!! YOU'RE RUUUUUININGGGG ITTTTT!!!"
Yes! L33t-ish phrase passwords ftw.
Thank you for this whole thread! I'm a newlywed who doesn't feel "wildly" attracted to KnightErrant (even though I had some wild attractions that were also shitshow relationships or unrequited crushes in the past) and was getting very nervous about my totally mellow choice of forever-relationship. This morning I…
I'm sure you are not terrible! You deserve a little karmic relief.
Some of us will never forget. :( It was suuuuper easy to clean up, though! It scooped up like a soft loaf of pate. Didn't even penetrate the carpet! ;P Good luck getting that image out of your head!
New Year's Eve has it out for me. The stories... but it's usually crap happening to me. The second worst ever was when I flew out to London on NYE morning and during the flight came down with the worst flu of my life and pinkeye in BOTH eyes. I slept all day until my roommates dragged me out to see the fireworks on…
My dog's names include Silly Wiggles, Skillet, Home Skillet, Skilly Wigglet, Wagglet, Wiggy Wag, Wickedy Wack, Silly Wag, Scally, Skilly, Pup Pup, Handsome, Merv the Perv, Baby, Little One, Dittle One, Diddle Diddle, Scally Claus and — his real name — Scallywag. And people thought his given name was too long! Too bad…
I think we will! He just learned that he has NYE off of work (which he doesn't usually!), so we're trying to make some last minute plans.
I know how he feels— terrible! But he really was in the wrong yesterday. Basically, he was blowing up at his mom about how she should make an effort to stop her middle son from blowing up at her. :/ Irony of ironies!
So close to surviving Christmas... My husband, KnightErrant, comes from a dysfunctional family (and not the charming, sitcom kind of dysfunctional). We agreed to have brunch with them for 3 hours and even left the puppy home alone, so we would HAVE to return on time. We realized his brother was gonna be late to the…
I have a 20 lb rascally poodle mix, too! Even though I socialized him as thoroughly as possible as a young pup, he is still skittish and hates being petted by strangers. It doesn't help that he is freakin' adorable and everyone wants to touch him. My advice is to be diligent about his bite inhibition. My dog makes his…
KnightErrant has bipolar, and we met online. He told me in the middle of the night the first time I was sleeping over. It was important to him to put it out there as soon as he thought we had potential. I didn't have a problem with it, but I appreciated him letting me know before we made our relationship official.…
I didn't like this new album at all until I heard it live. Then it was much more badass and vocal-reaching and wayyyy less boring. Still won't listen to the album, though.
Of course I can! But it's much more fun to freak out in a silly manner in the comment thread of a related blog post! Plus, it was really funny when he announced out of the blue his honorable post-Lady-humous intentions with ErrantPup.
I know I'd for sure keep my pup in case of a breakup because my husband is not a dog person. But my worry is who gets my pup in case I die??? My husband would never voluntarily spend time with him and my baby has so many time, attention, play, exercise, etc. needs! However, he has already sweetly promised to be the…
Maybe it's the terminology that confuses these creeps? A homeless shelter is not like an animal shelter; you don't get to pick out the cutest one to spoil in exchange for companionship. :|
I think it's helpful to share because lots of people think anyone who commits a crime is (rightfully) treated badly and anyone who obeys the law will (rightfully) be safe. What #crimingwhilewhite and #notcrimingwhileblack do for me is the same thing that a hashtag marked #rapedwhilesober or #robbedwhiledoorslocked…
That's great! I'll wait, expectant! ;)