Please share, I would love to see! I'm 5'2 and my 6-foot ex had me terrified! His mom started with a pair of 7 pound twins, a 10 pound boy, and finally an 11.5 pounder. I respected her like a grizzled army general.

So was I! For years I thought Rob Lowe was gay because there had been a big brouhaha over his sex tape with a miner.

Interesting that you say that! I saw her live last night and thought she was amazing and cool, but then after playing one of her songs for my musician husband this morning, he immediately dismissed her as contrived and calculated.

That's so great to hear! Been in love with her voice for over a decade and had somehow never managed to catch her tour until later tonight!

The #1 reason I would ever procreate would be to see a toddler with a blue mohawk. (of my making)

Same! The pup is an extrovert too, but I think extroverted dogs are easier to deal with than extroverted people. Regarding the couple dynamic, I think my favorite way we work together is that he is my magical shield in social situations. He talks to everyone, so as long as I am there and smiling and nodding, others…

Huge family AND he and his parents are huge extroverts. My parents and I don't really "do" friendship. Why bother, when there's such a thing as Netflix? Plus, my best friend would be hard to beat:

Waaaaay ahead of you. With 12 days left before the big one, I've been self-soothing with pumpkin beers.

Oh god! That would so not work in our situation! Our guest list is 25 people on my side, 120 on his side. I'd be furious at all those hours and hand-cramps wasted on cards to people I don't care about.

Haha! You're my kind of people. My fiance gets so hurt when I "usurp" his chores, but I'd rather just take the trash out while walking the dog than have an aneurysm waiting for him to do while afraid of missing the pickup. I care less about fairness than getting things done.

That's hilarious! My fiance pushed for a HUGE wedding, which I begrudgingly agreed to help with, but not without a few moments of money panic and social anxiety panic and flaky family panic. He assured me it would be easy and wonderful and fun. With two weeks left until the wedding, he turned to me and said "You were…

I'm Ariel, my fiance's Eric, my BFF is Ursula, my puppy is Eric's dog, Max. :) So fun! If my other friend shows up, she plans to be Sebastian.

I am also having a 'fuck grad school' weekend! I have binged on Twilight Zone episodes on Hulu and then made the terrible mistake of renting The Fault in Our Stars, which I only
survived with the help of Dogfish Head Punkin and my warm & cuddly puppy. :)

There's a line in Carrie Fisher's autobiography where she basically says she recommends having Paul Simon write a song about you as a wonderful experience. That's how I feel about it— it's awesome to have a new song written for me at every occasion.

I can relate to this— I was addicted to the feeling of dating a tortured jerk who was cruel and hateful to everyone in the world except me. It's a real ego-booster to be the ONLY person he's so much as a decent human being towards, except, of course, if he's truly a jerk that decency won't last and, unfortunately, you…

I have a new puppy in crate training. I am fastidious (maybe obsessive) about not letting him be crated for more than a couple of hours at a time, but today my fiance and I ran a half marathon and couldn't find a sitter. I legit PR-ed because I knew every minute I was running was a minute he was home alone and holding…

OMG! Have you seen The Baxter? It's a romantic comedy about the perfectly nice guy who always gets dumped for the rom com soulmate!

OMG. I have nothing to share, except that I am also a huge Halloween lover and took this picture today: http://imgur.com/CsQEkEr

(I apologize in advance for the upright filming— it wasn't my phone.) But I just want to share my 2-year-old godson catching the rock & roll bug from my fiance; they had us laughing until we cried last night.

It's at Redbox!