Thank you! I always tell him he's a great writer and he doesn't believe me!

First, I have to be honest, this isn't mine, but my fiance's. His family's border collie Oreo passed away a few months ago and even though he's not an animal person, it hit him harder than any death ever had. He shared this story with me in his mourning:

Did they make Guinea bacon? Cuz, we all know Pigs is Pigs.

I already broke one of the reflectors off my pedals by wearing boots. Heels would take the other off.

organ donors, right?

If you liked that, make sure to check out the "before the compromise"

Apparently, it took a lot of this to reach that point:

Don't feel bad! Due to childhood uncontrollable periods, I will forever hate anyone who would even consider owning a white chair. Those jerks deserve whatever happens to it.

That sounds so incredibly horrible! To be honest, I'm young and may not know a whole lot, but I would be a crumpled, puddle on the floor if anyone ever talked to me like that, ever. And then I'd be gone. Sorry, I have no advice. Just sending support for your choice!

I loved him as Jed in the Hillbillies movie! He was SUCH a good dad! Happy Father's Day to that amazing fictional character.

I think you're on to something—- in Philly waiting for Obama's re-election results was the first time I banged my betrothed. #ThanksObama #forreal

ps. this one's good too. Probably, nothing went wrong: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/understanding-…

It sounds like you were dating a "future faker" (someone who says and does whatever he needs to in order to get what he wants)— you might like this blog post: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/understanding-…

I think I dated that guy, or someone like him. He said he loved me on the third date, wanted to move in together after a month, and when my mom came to visit me in week 3, he was dying to meet her, even though I hadn't even thought of that as a possibility. However, when I finally convinced my mom to meet him and we…

I feel your pain on this one. I grew up in a family where there is not one single "partnership" to set an example. Either (as in my parents' case) it's a single mom doing everything by herself or (as in everyone else's case) the husband pays for everything and the wife slaves away at home with the kids, does all…

Ew! Please tell me that those licking tongues selfies are related and are not just a thing that happens now.

Went to Shake Shack yesterday and it was glorious, but this photo might send me back for seconds... and thirds... :)

That lion was notorious!

I once saw a squirrel eating a headless bird. I didn't even know squirrels were carnivorous!

"Get your patchouli stink outta my store!!"