I'm Ariel, my fiance's Eric, my BFF is Ursula, my puppy is Eric's dog, Max. :) So fun! If my other friend shows up, she plans to be Sebastian.

I am also having a 'fuck grad school' weekend! I have binged on Twilight Zone episodes on Hulu and then made the terrible mistake of renting The Fault in Our Stars, which I only
survived with the help of Dogfish Head Punkin and my warm & cuddly puppy. :)

There's a line in Carrie Fisher's autobiography where she basically says she recommends having Paul Simon write a song about you as a wonderful experience. That's how I feel about it— it's awesome to have a new song written for me at every occasion.

I can relate to this— I was addicted to the feeling of dating a tortured jerk who was cruel and hateful to everyone in the world except me. It's a real ego-booster to be the ONLY person he's so much as a decent human being towards, except, of course, if he's truly a jerk that decency won't last and, unfortunately, you…

I have a new puppy in crate training. I am fastidious (maybe obsessive) about not letting him be crated for more than a couple of hours at a time, but today my fiance and I ran a half marathon and couldn't find a sitter. I legit PR-ed because I knew every minute I was running was a minute he was home alone and holding…

OMG! Have you seen The Baxter? It's a romantic comedy about the perfectly nice guy who always gets dumped for the rom com soulmate!

OMG. I have nothing to share, except that I am also a huge Halloween lover and took this picture today: http://imgur.com/CsQEkEr

(I apologize in advance for the upright filming— it wasn't my phone.) But I just want to share my 2-year-old godson catching the rock & roll bug from my fiance; they had us laughing until we cried last night.

It's at Redbox!

Thank you! I always tell him he's a great writer and he doesn't believe me!

First, I have to be honest, this isn't mine, but my fiance's. His family's border collie Oreo passed away a few months ago and even though he's not an animal person, it hit him harder than any death ever had. He shared this story with me in his mourning:

Did they make Guinea bacon? Cuz, we all know Pigs is Pigs.

I already broke one of the reflectors off my pedals by wearing boots. Heels would take the other off.

organ donors, right?

If you liked that, make sure to check out the "before the compromise"

Apparently, it took a lot of this to reach that point:

Don't feel bad! Due to childhood uncontrollable periods, I will forever hate anyone who would even consider owning a white chair. Those jerks deserve whatever happens to it.

That sounds so incredibly horrible! To be honest, I'm young and may not know a whole lot, but I would be a crumpled, puddle on the floor if anyone ever talked to me like that, ever. And then I'd be gone. Sorry, I have no advice. Just sending support for your choice!

I loved him as Jed in the Hillbillies movie! He was SUCH a good dad! Happy Father's Day to that amazing fictional character.

I think you're on to something—- in Philly waiting for Obama's re-election results was the first time I banged my betrothed. #ThanksObama #forreal