ps. this one's good too. Probably, nothing went wrong: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/understanding-…

It sounds like you were dating a "future faker" (someone who says and does whatever he needs to in order to get what he wants)— you might like this blog post: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/understanding-…

I think I dated that guy, or someone like him. He said he loved me on the third date, wanted to move in together after a month, and when my mom came to visit me in week 3, he was dying to meet her, even though I hadn't even thought of that as a possibility. However, when I finally convinced my mom to meet him and we…

I feel your pain on this one. I grew up in a family where there is not one single "partnership" to set an example. Either (as in my parents' case) it's a single mom doing everything by herself or (as in everyone else's case) the husband pays for everything and the wife slaves away at home with the kids, does all…

Ew! Please tell me that those licking tongues selfies are related and are not just a thing that happens now.

Went to Shake Shack yesterday and it was glorious, but this photo might send me back for seconds... and thirds... :)

That lion was notorious!

I once saw a squirrel eating a headless bird. I didn't even know squirrels were carnivorous!

"Get your patchouli stink outta my store!!"

Yes! I haven't been to a buffet in yearsssss, but my parents still resent me for not eating enough and being a bad (buffet) investment.

I'd say let it go. ALL my friends in college were super sheltered and religious and they kinda thought I was a weirdo and a slut for championing premarital sex. They all ended up changing their tune with their first boyfriends and punched their v-cards before I ever got a chance to punch mine. People grow up.

Look at it this way— sometimes the other way has its drawbacks too. I am pretty practical and my fiance is the ultimate romantic. Even though I got him something he actually needed as a gift and requested just a small gift and a hole-in-the-wall ramen house dinner in return (since we're saving up for a big wedding),…

Yes! It's all about the frowny teddy bear face while shaving the chin.

Haha! That's unlikely, but hilarious because I am totally one of those unfunny joke people. Once, after a breakup, when someone asked if I'd lost weight, I joked that I'd had a 180 lb tumor removed. I guess I've never been good at dealing with comments on my build.

I think it might be related, but the opposite. A lot of my older relatives comment freely on everyone's weight, but only in a negative way. There's no winning. I think that's why it affected me so much because I can only assume that that's what all my other aunts are thinking or even gossiping about. Argh!

Yeah— there's no way. I've been the same amount of overweight since high school. Nobody on earth has ever called me too skinny! Good try though! I appreciate the thought. ;)

I get the two confused all the time! Probably because they come bundled together—- especially after eating cheesecake. :)

I could hug you! Thanks for the well-wishes and unfortunately, I think you are right about my aunt. I decided not to reply at all. There's no point— I think she might be the kind of person who wouldn't be able to grasp the concept of why thatz not okay.

Why, oh, why do people think it's ok to make unsolicited comments about the bodies of others???

My favorite is "Day-umn gurl, you shit with that ass?!" But it was meant and taken as a joke. Sorry someone said actually used a disgusting pickup line on you! :/