She’s a theatre tech, nuff said.

Anyone who isn’t a white dude.

Exactly this. White dudes going after white women is still punching down and it’s not like the conversation re: problematic white women hasn’t been happening in comedy and irl. 

He agreed to the book in exchange for Cadle’s promise that she would publish his ‘testimony of coming to God and the forgiveness he received’

I don’t watch them very often, but I went on a spate after learning about some horrific shit that happened in my family. Those crimes will never get any kind of justice, so watching true crime shows provided a small, false sense that at least some justice is done. Like, I know our criminal justice system is trash and…

Honestly, disenrolling his kids in school and putting the house on the market the next day was probably the most shocking reveal, but I’m also still flabbergasted that he never lawyered up.

Why do people 1) marry and 2) have children with people they don’t even like? I really, really don’t understand but given what shows up in r/relationships and r/AITA, it seems to happen a lot.

Everything you said, plus she was pregnant again. That’s another known factor for spousal violence, unfortunately.

They’re a very good team.

This is the JJ Abrams Discworld universe.

I mean, so much of Sybil’s situation when we first meet her is due to her being fat. And a punk rock Vimes makes no sense at all. The Watch are my favorite Discworld books (although the witches come in a very close second) and this makes me sad.

I can’t help but wonder if they’d be so frothingly pissed and plan to abduct the male gov with exactly the same policies.

One was sort of a San Francisco camp sensibility, which is where he got the idea to have Snow White be sort of this de facto host to open the ceremony.

Their curly fries are reason enough to justify its continued existence.

If we can’t save it, I’d settle for a comic. I feel like it would make an amazing graphic novel.

Ages ago, a morning radio show on an alternative rock station I used to listen to asked folks to call in with the song they wanted played at their funeral and most of the entries were sad or talking about endings and then someone called in this one and the morning DJs all kinda stopped for a minute and were like, WOW,…

I still haven’t seen Titanic and n ver will because I find him utterly repellent now

I actually think Tom is a “become a gym rat” midlife crisis given his pivot to action movies and doing his own stunts. A category that’s missing here, along with “become a conservative nut bag”

I associate it more with desserts, but I’m looking forward to having it in a savory situation.

This sounds amazing and I even have most of it already, which makes it all the more awesome.