As someone who sits next to a very gassy coworker, I think I already qualify as a professional fart smeller.

God I hate people like this. This is nothing but a thinly-veiled "I'm sorry that you're all jealous of me!" What a bitch. She's not doing this to defend thin & fit women, she's doing this because she's a narcissistic attention whore who wants to show off her tight butt to the world. We already have enough celebration…

I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that that woman is any more warm & gracious than a rabid panther.

You and me both. I can't understand the fascination with babies. Who gives a damn, really? Animals, humans included, have been reproducing for millions of years. It's NOTHING special.

I can't believe anyone would pay almost a grand for an iPhone.

Maybe an HTC gadget. Their phones have had some pretty cool names. I personally like Rhodium, Mondrian, and Faraday. Sedna would be a pretty cool baby name too.

It'll need the right bands to work. For example, when I had AT&T, I tried to use my sim in an old unlocked Nokia phone. It took the sim, but there was no network because it didn't have the right bands for AT&T.

I kid-proof my phone by not letting kids get anywhere near it.

I went through the same thing with my little sister. I bought myself a tablet and she pitched a fit because she wanted one too. Instead of teaching her about the importance of earning things on your own, my dad just went out & bought her her own tablet. She lost interest in it after a few weeks, and literally ALL…

I had AT&T for about a month back in August. I switched to get the Gnote cause Tmo was perpetually sold out & AT&T's network is a tad faster where I live. I loved the network, but the prices & data caps were just too restrictive. I blew through 2 of my 3 gigs with just normal use in about 2 weeks. They said I could…

You can buy them unlocked, but make sure it's compatible with your carrier before you buy.

Meh, they're both cunts as far as I'm concerned. She was probably asked by her wait person at the end of her meal if everything tasted okay, and I'm willing to bet she just smiled & nodded. If it was that terrible, she should have (politely) voiced her displeasure with the staff rather than go home to write a…

Oh, the joys of being a controlled, abused woman who is literally owned by her husband!

But public indecency does.

While most of the time I'm pretty outraged by the extreme punishments doled out by Islamic countries, I'm strangely okay with this. I'm sick of people getting away with being inconsiderate & just plain NASTY. I'm no prude, but good lord- when you're in public you need to have some fucking consideration for other…

You didn't do anything wrong and frankly, it's kinda weird that your friend got mad at you for making out with her brother. What, was she jealous or something?

I've had several- yes, several- ex-boyfriends nickname me "Madison" but they would never tell me why. One of them finally caved to my pushing & told me that Madison was a rather popular porn star from the 90s. I've also been compared to Bridget Powers, AKA "Bridget the Midget".

Having the iPhone would actually hurt their network. the extra load by all the iPhoners would bog it down even more.

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I do like "pleasant" smells too, just not the usual ones that everyone else likes. I'm female but I've always preferred more "manly" smelling perfumes & colognes, I prefer musky, spicy, and woodsy scents. There's this perfume that's on my wish list that smells like burning leaves. I NEED IT, lol. It costs like $90…