This has to be, by far, the DUMBEST article I have ever read and for Jezebel, that is saying something. I'm a tiny 5 foot tall female and I absolutely LOVE my Note 3. I bought it because it is big. I use it for everything and while it is a bit difficult to use one-handed, it's in NO way inhibiting me from doing…

Jesus, what a bitch. How was he supposed to know that one of them has a dietary restriction? Oh wait, they clearly don't since he personally witnessed them eating pasta. They just didn't like the gift & are making up lies. How frightfully rude, selfish, and greedy.

Oh god, I could never in a million years live like this. I don't even like living apart from a long-term *boyfriend*, there's no way I could live apart from a husband. I NEED them there with me, having separate houses would be depressing & bizarre.

I've definitely noticed it, and it drives me nuts too.

It;s not really a good example to punish them only to receive it tenfold.

Reason #178632912490283 to hate dreadlocks, gross. Why would any woman date a dirty hippie to begin with? Ew.

because when someone's this big of an asshole, everything is up for mockery.

For me, the self-checkouts aren't so much about getting through the line faster(though that is usually the case for me since I'm not an idiot who can't figure out how to work a scale and a very self-explanatory touch screen), but about avoiding human contact as much as possible. As someone on the Autism spectrum,…

This. I'm always through the self-checkouts far faster than if I went through a regular checkout because I actually know how to work the machine.

No, you're not alone at all. I have undereye circles so bad that if I don't cover them up, I look like I have 2 black eyes. Imagine Lydia Deetz to the 3rd power, lol. My right eye is the worst, there's a big blue vein right on the outer lower edge of the orbit that looks just like a shiner. Its so embarrassing. And…

Oh, duh. I totally forgot about the fact that most celebs don't actually have to take care of their own kids, lol.

I don't think I'll ever understand why anyone would choose to have kids so close together like that. I can't imagine a lower level of hell than having to chase after a toddler while taking care of a newborn too. I would blow my brains out. I nearly blew my brains out just taking care of ONE baby- my little sister-…

Jeez, that sucks. She couldn't have waited just a couple more days?

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful," Courtney tells The Huffington Post in a statement issued by her manager. "Women can be sexy and beautiful; I know it makes a lot of women mad."

Yeah, I guess, if you go for the generic bleached-bimbo-in-whore-paint type. To me, she's average at best. Nothing particularly interesting or memorable about her whatsoever.

Ha! Yes, that's pretty true, they did seem to fit snugger toward the base.

As a regular Jezebel reader, I'm making some popcorn myself. The outrage is thick there, and often hilarious.

I read the other day that Magnums are designed to fit average sized wangs so that men can have an ego boost when buying them.

Ha! I considered that for a second, but then I realized she would have had to hate every other girl there too if that was the case. We were ALL far younger & cuter than her, lol.

This. A couple years ago I worked right under this absolute BITCH who hated me because she somehow found out I wasn't a christian, and I documented all the shit she pulled on me cause I was gonna file a complaint with HR. She would purposely wait till I left to send me more projects, just so she could send me a catty…