I would take that request literally and roofie his lasagna.

Wow, that is super horrifying. But also- Controversial Slaughterhouse is an AMAZING name for a college band.

Sometimes even when not asked for advice you just have to say, "Hey Pink. Maybe texting while riding a bike, with your kid not wearing helmet, is not a good idea."

The Phantom Tollbooth

Speaking as a man, maybe you need to buy better underwear.

You're operating under the assumption that it doesn't harm anything, so there is no risk. The reality is that there is harm - there is harm in continuing to celebrate the idea that white people should go to Africa and tell them how it's done.

Isn't this almost the exact same story line as "The Air Up There" except without Kevin Bacon or basketball?

Definitely am a doctor, and I don't believe that alcohol is processed out of breast milk after the milk is produced, although I suppose it may decay or dilute over time. But, I agree with whoever said to drink WHILE breast feeding to maximize the time between maternal serum concentrations —> breast milk, and feeding.…

I'm 34 weeks pregnant and joyfully contracting at the thought of a few guiltless beers. I've sipped my husband's here and there during the pregnancy, but I always felt nervous after the fact. My birth plan definitely includes a ton of sushi and a nice IPA postpartum.

While I understand what you're referring to about historically black (and other minority) fraternities/sororities, I'd point out that by their charter those are not exclusively black/minority and they do accept white members. At least I know Alpha Phi Alpha does, and they're pretty huge.

First, on behalf of all older mothers like myself who drank their way through their teens and twenties and right up until that little line came up positive on the home pregnancy test, I was thinking,

Agreed. My philosophy is: do whatever you want; don't be a jerk. That's all. You will never please everyone, and the only people you really need to please are yourself and your intended. Everything else falls under "don't be a jerk."

Burning Man inspired the song "Hey, Soul Sister." Do not go. Do Jazzfest instead. You will not be in the middle of a freaking desert. You will be in New Orleans. There are no hipsters, just beignets and po' boys.

Thanks, but I'm not that awesome. I'm just really really annoyed that Jezebel doesn't follow the very same feminist tenets that they taught me.

Okay.... but can we talk about the problematic and racist nature of her performance? Her literal use of people as props? Her association of her newfound sexuality with the traditional codifiers of black female culture, thereby perpetuating the Jezebel stereotype that black women are lewd, lascivious and uncontrollably…

As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):

We throw a way-too-involved-to-be-appropriate Halloween party every year. We also currently rent a house that's far too big for us (but cheap!) and insist our drunken and costumed friends stay over. This news rocks my socks and will be post-party breakfast goodness!

Lolita: One of the most oft referenced and least understood texts, evar.

I hope Lulu and the Lampshades are being paid handsomely for writing the song... their original is amazing and much much much better than the radio version :-/