I use this kind of cherry pitter: https://www.oxo.com/cherry-olive-pitter.html

Also wasn’t Jason the drummer for Phantom Planet briefly? They’re definitely the modern-day Beatles for sure

Your issue about “feeling judged” is all on you.

I just want to paws and appreciate this comment

Well maybe if they had done more than the bear minimum of food storage protection, they would still have their candy.

Outside of the missing candy, those campers came out no w-ursa for wear.

This is why the criminal justice system needs reform! 

Yogi Bear goes in a non-violent petty basket thief, and he comes out a hardened B&E guy with a crew.

But who will be pulling the strings?

Anyone else impressed that this site seems to be literally just off the beaten path of a dilapidated asphalt road?

I hope they call them drinkies. 

Hey now, you can’t expect them to eat PROCESSED foods! That’s their health you’re talking about!

you are selfish as fuck

*ad executive sits down to lunch at fancy restaurant, opens menu to find lunch menu has been replaced by cease and desist paper from Spotify

I can sprinkle this (generously) on spaghetti squash which had been drenched with butter. 

This works with spouse relationships too. Partners / SO’s don’t like talking about work, so I’ve learned to avoid the “how was your day today” question. “Fine / It was okay” he says.

Upon eating beets, place a note in the bathroom reminding yourself, so you don't panic the next day. 

When I was a kid, I grew up spending a lot of time at my grandmother’s place in Santa Monica, dealing with one of her neighbors who hated kids running around the lawns having fun. Marie was a mean old lady who made no bones about her dislike of me or the other children in the area, which was all the worse because her…

He kept calm and carried on, indeed.

A dude named Grams, helping out peoples’ grams.

May I humbly suggest some JDM-style window curtains to block out that early morning sun and heat.