The cops aren’t going to go out looking for her car, but they’d show up if she called them when she found it.

Or an entire generation hitting the job market with loads of debt. 

Or 84 month auto loans.

I’m sure declining sales have nothing to do with the $37,000 average car price.

Is Kim’s unnatural and disturbing body shape (albeit corset created) the camp part of her outfit?  Cause otherwise its just a disaster. 

Oh and f*** Georgia’s age of consent!

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Actually, an abundance of frogs is how Frogmore got its name.

NIMBD

Wouldn’t it be great if this kid pops out on April 23, Prince Louis’ first birthday? The British tabloids would LOVE IT. (It’s also my birthday, so I wouldn’t mind having a second royal birthday twin)

The Japanese 7/11s are far superior than the US 7/11s. They’re really quite nice as convenience stores and offer food better than you might expect. On par with Lawsons or Family Mart, one big advantage Japan has is that they just don’t have the typical US customer who’s just a couple of steps away from vagrancy or…

Jason Lee’s best work was prior to Mallrats and My Name is Earl.

My first thought was My Name is Earl (or Mallrats) Jason Lee?

Looks like I’m gonna need to buy that dog print to go in my gallery.

I get the lamb vindaloo often. I'm certainly no Indian food expert, but I like it.

Black cowboys and ranch culture have ALWAYS been a thing in the South. Go to any parade in rural Louisiana, Arkansas or Texas and you’ll see Black folks rocking cowboy style in absolute finery, and their horses dancing the two-step with their manes and tails braided to Gawd. There’s nothing new or “subversive” about…

“Brown, who claimed to be 19, allegedly struck up conversation with the teen on Instagram before paying for a $822 Uber ride to bring her from San Antonio to Louisiana, and then another Uber trip from Baton Rouge to his home in Apopka...”

I haven’t watched the show yet, but I highly recommend the book.  Lindy is one of all-time favorite Jezebel writers, I miss her.  The book was an excellent alternative to reading her here everyday.

My motto in life is “One up from the cheapest.” I want that to be my headstone. It’s a great way to choose a bottle of wine.

Google Lens can also identify flowers and animals.