Beto O’Rourke sounds like the name of an awesome pub with Irish nachos and margaritas.

He can skate like Dana Rohrabacher can surf:

Moving the clock has tripped me up the most. I’ve accidently read the battery % as time (74% looks like 740 if you look real quick.) and panicked a few times now.

But, aren’t those butts filled with toxins? And aren’t the crows getting fat from all those nuggets?

Hot take: in that picture they look like they could be siblings.

You’re welcome. 

Chris Pratt is more insufferable the more I hear from him. RIP my crush on Andy Dwyer.

LIES. Hotel Transylvania was the best movie of the summer. Fight me.

I’m having PTSD

We had them a year ago and it nearly cost 20$k and our marriage.  All the treatments, thrown out possessions/beds, inspections, stress.  We never even found one but the bites and dog inspection were pretty specific.  You do not want bed bugs.

Please don’t try to make this a cleanliness issue. Those little suckers can hide anywhere and the most clean environment can get infested. Tying them to cleaniness furthers a stigma attached to those who get infested.

Sophie, it is my dream, conversely to *read* 24-hour product diaries and I always try to figure out where additional staff come from to write these gems. You have really raised the bar by informing me on exactly how non-current Jezebel staff chance upon this opportunity. Thank you.

Anyone in the South Bay area of Los Angeles ought to try Mr. Fries Man. It’s a hole in the wall in a mini strip mall with little seating, but has some seriously good fries that can be a meal. I’m partial to the chili-cheese fries, but my friends seem to each have their favorites.

TIM GUNN FOR PRESIDENT!!!

I’m a vegetarian who has been to Japan a few times. Unfortunately it’s pretty much impossible to just walk into a random restaurant in Japan and get vegetarian food. Even when something looks vegetarian, It’s almost certain that it uses some form of fish- or meat-stock, which they can’t leave out. Also many Japanese…

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First product diary I have ever related to. I guffawed at Equate Scar Gel being lovingly bolded, just like all the K-beauty and micellar whatsits in other product diaries. Aerosol deodorant-“graffiti for your pits.” Well fuck all if that didn’t make me wanna run buy some. And you went there with the Vicks vaporub!

i love your bangs!!! also from a fellow curly- let them free yo! i’m sure theyre beautiful

Your microbangs are so weird they’re good. But they do make me read your article in an entirely different tone than I have been reading your articles. Especially

Canadian here. With Trump as president the US is cozying up to NORTH KORIA and Russia getting in a war with Canada. Like what the actual fuuuuuuck? We are living in interesting times indeed and things are wild!

I guess a bunch of TV actors were