LIES. Hotel Transylvania was the best movie of the summer. Fight me.

I’m having PTSD

We had them a year ago and it nearly cost 20$k and our marriage.  All the treatments, thrown out possessions/beds, inspections, stress.  We never even found one but the bites and dog inspection were pretty specific.  You do not want bed bugs.

Please don’t try to make this a cleanliness issue. Those little suckers can hide anywhere and the most clean environment can get infested. Tying them to cleaniness furthers a stigma attached to those who get infested.

Sophie, it is my dream, conversely to *read* 24-hour product diaries and I always try to figure out where additional staff come from to write these gems. You have really raised the bar by informing me on exactly how non-current Jezebel staff chance upon this opportunity. Thank you.

Anyone in the South Bay area of Los Angeles ought to try Mr. Fries Man. It’s a hole in the wall in a mini strip mall with little seating, but has some seriously good fries that can be a meal. I’m partial to the chili-cheese fries, but my friends seem to each have their favorites.

TIM GUNN FOR PRESIDENT!!!

I’m a vegetarian who has been to Japan a few times. Unfortunately it’s pretty much impossible to just walk into a random restaurant in Japan and get vegetarian food. Even when something looks vegetarian, It’s almost certain that it uses some form of fish- or meat-stock, which they can’t leave out. Also many Japanese…

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First product diary I have ever related to. I guffawed at Equate Scar Gel being lovingly bolded, just like all the K-beauty and micellar whatsits in other product diaries. Aerosol deodorant-“graffiti for your pits.” Well fuck all if that didn’t make me wanna run buy some. And you went there with the Vicks vaporub!

i love your bangs!!! also from a fellow curly- let them free yo! i’m sure theyre beautiful

Your microbangs are so weird they’re good. But they do make me read your article in an entirely different tone than I have been reading your articles. Especially

Canadian here. With Trump as president the US is cozying up to NORTH KORIA and Russia getting in a war with Canada. Like what the actual fuuuuuuck? We are living in interesting times indeed and things are wild!

She’s making a comeback though:

I guess a bunch of TV actors were

The sad truth is that a state vs. state show would be a phenomenal success because Americans hate each other.

In the years since Parks and Rec left the air, I’ve had to make peace with the fact that it’s Andy Dwyer I love, not Chris Pratt.

There are truly no winners here.

Or ban stupid people.

Texas is Cruzing for a bluesing