The Onion called it:

Repulsive. All around. I cancelled cable long ago but I wish there were more ways to “unvote” with my dollar.

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

I just got mine a couple of days ago. Because I read an article last week that compared that strain, to the one that hit in 1918. The one that only wiped out 20% of the worlds population.

Eric showed all the growth and other crap that the Bachelor franchise usually loves. It’s a shame they didn’t choose him. Or maybe it’s for the best, who know. Also, I loved his aunt and would have loved to see her be a part of his “journey”.

So if her soul is 24 years old is she going to be, like, the most advanced toddler ever? How does this stuff work? God? Hey, God, this wasn’t in the manual!

So this is a story of good things (potentially) happening on the back of sheer greed, cos there ain’t no way this has any of the altruism of Rihanna’s efforts.

What’s with all the Jack Nicholson impersonators in the picture?

Prince Harry is actually the result of Diana having an affair with Arthur Weasley.

These People-people know nothing!

Jim from the Office; Sexier than Blake Shelton.

mmmm Gael Garcia Bernal...

It’s just nice to see a 40-something white guy get some recognition for once.

This cements my sneaking suspicion...

In a world with MAHERSHALA ALI?

Since A Friend Called 5 dismissed my perfectly reasonable comment (and a few others that simply and respectfully disagreed with her), I’m going to repost my comment here:

Bed bugs are fucking horrific, but I have to admit to being a little relieved after reading this article. I thought it was about how there are now FLYING BED BUGS, which would probably lead me to get one of those bubble boy things the kid from Seinfeld was in. Either way I’m going to be itchy for the rest of the day.

Yes! I have pretty much the same sentiments, look-for-look. Even the two-coat ensemble almost works for me, if not for that striped skirt poking out. The evening gown does nothing for her, which when you look like that is almost an accomplishment in itself.

“Awarding” money to Vegas? That makes it sound like “hey you win for having the highest death count in a mass shooting this year! Congrats!”