I think they need to bring back the movie intermission, why are the movies so long now a days? You kids get off my lawn!!!!

DON’T FORGET ALL THE PINK! If it’s not PINK, it’s not real cancer.

JFC.

That upsetting. I understand there’s a level of manufacturing that goes into crafting the Kardashian public narrative but honestly we’re at the point where if Kris gets a creepy doll that is actually a leprechaun or maybe a warlock and they’re literally just the reboot of Passions.

How very straight edge!

Fixed

Usually they’re a little later in the fall, but the Santa Anas can be as early as September. I’ve experienced them in September.

I love the Trader Joe’s frozen Indian foods!

Have you had native foods? They reign supreme in my book for vegan fast food.

Woman in black looks like she’s trying hard to smile while keeping from barfing and shitting at once.

Hey- they held a prayer meeting and scheduled people in shifts to stand on the beach holding Bibles up to ward away the storm. What more could you possibly ask for?

Well, you do know her, carnally at least. And it wasn’t a cautionary tale so much as a #humblebrag.

Alternatively: removable batteries

ya but the gif search bar rocks!

Buy a Pixel phone. Problem solved.

We teach our children “museum hands”, which is nothing more than “hands behind your back when you’re in a museum”. Shame more adults don’t do this. See also, “Look with your eyes, not with your hands.”

We had 97% in ATL. My boss took a last minute trip to SC to his family’s house so my coworker and I left for an hour and a half and went to the Jackson Street Bridge that overlooks downtown Atlanta/the highway (known for the opening of Walking Dead, if you watch it) and hung out there. Someone made a hip hop playlist…

The nut guy is one of those people who thinks his allergies and ailments make him an interesting person. These are the least desirable people to talk to at a party. They also ALWAYS find a way to work it in to the conversation.

They should make this too...

My bet is that it was bottled in U.S.A. or Mexico.

Instead of being annoyed with the finale, I will just look at this picture of the happy couple that I actually care about.