God, the next 3.5 years are going to be looooooooooong.

But...but...he has 6 months left on his membership at Palm Beach Tan!

How is babby formed?

A Play in Four Acts

Dean’s dad failed at being a dad/parent when Dean needed him the most.

This is oddly un-Jezebelian in nature.

Maybe the twist is that this actually happened in 1960 and they’ve been married for 50 years!

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

Betty White is also now a member, so really the Academy just became 100% more White.

The fuck is this nonesene?

I also loved Greek and still have the DVDs somewhere in my parents basement.

I could definitely use some of Cappie’s philosophizing right about now. Let’s hope that it lands somewhere like Netflix.

We all know it’s Kyle Mooney (but secretly really Jost).

In a perfect world it’s Anders Holm

Freeform is passing on that Greek revival after all.

It’s Kyle

Here’s a tip, clothing manufacturers: if your “summer dress” is made out of 100% polyester then it is not, in fact, a summer dress. It’s a dress-shaped sauna. Ain’t no one got time for that.