When I was in 6th grade I had just discovered WordArt and my teacher could pry it from my cold, dead hands. If the title is not ‘3D’ and in rainbow colours, IS IT EVEN A TITLE?

No, you don’t have to nitpick here. You are choosing to make your own qualifications of the article hitting or missing a mark that you have defined because you feel entitled to do so. This article was written by an African American author and posted to The Root, an online magazine which centers African American…

How did Alex manage to get a rose after wearing this?

The latest from Nick Offerman was this Father’s Day-themed Lagavulin commercial he made with his dad, it’s so cute:

A little horse is NOT a pony.

Gratuitous chipmunk pic from my collection:

I’m embarrassed to admit I didn’t get the Chris P. Bacon joke until the very last line of the article.

I only wish Ted Was wearing this.

Senator Chris Murphy says that Donald Trump should follow Comey’s lead and testify under oath.

I was giving his questions my undivided attention and really trying to understand what he was getting at... And he really just confused the investigations and made zero sense. I knew he wasn’t going to contribute in any way but this was too much.

Even Kinja is trying to figure out WTF is going on with him.

Well as a gay man my opinion is well whatevs...

Just to be clear, when all things are not equal: I’d obviously marry Peter and never let him out of my sight.

Don’t forget. “He was standing above me slowly opening a banana” and then Rachel said what we were all wondering, did he finish the banana?

You do not know how happy this is making me.

Yes!! No more interviews for Adam JR. but he still appears in the background sometimes. It’s amazing

The chain, according to the New York Times, will be called “American Idea,” and the plan is to stand out by “featuring artifacts of American culture in the hotels, such as an old Coca-Cola machine in the lobby or American-made sundries in the rooms.” The first hotels will launch in Mississippi.

Complimentary breakfast is a Ziploc bag filled with Sunny D and a burnt sirloin doused in ketchup and cocaine.

If you have not seen Lucas’s glorious moustache when he was on Bullseye, you HAVE to check it out!!!

This is the first season I’ve watched and THIS ALL MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?