LaSirena
La Sirena
LaSirena

Ugh, how annoying are corporate tie-ins. Dew Nation? How about Douche Nation?

My peak joyful moment of last nights episode was when Ashton Kutcher refused to engage in a waboom with Lucas. When even fucking Ashton Kutcher, who built his career yelling in trucker hats, thinks you’re too extra, you are probably too freakin extra.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

On one hand, it’s a relief because this means Rachel isn’t completely insane. On the other, why bring the guy on at all... There were so many men there to begin with. I guess they are hoping to cast him in Bachelor in Paradise so he needed to show up at least one episode?

She didn’t pick him because he had to go home because he had an emergency with his granddad. He was in the hospital. He put a post on Instagram about it, and thats why he went home, but then producers probably made him delete it because it’s not there anymore, but I think there’s still screenshots going around I could

I just found Blake K instagram,

I thought it was just him low key promoting his porn performances.

That and the harsh makeup. Damn, these are rich people? Hire a better makeup artist! You all look like an LA mural on the wall of an underpass!

I think it’s their insistence on wearing black liquid liner on the bottom lash line! When you’re fair and don’t have very large eyes, it looks terrible and is so aging.

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

but. but don’t you want to buy a house when you grow up?? instead of buying Rompers with avocado with toast on it?

nop, she seen his pretty face in a movie, point her finger out and said: I want this one. Her minions got him for Taylor, that’s how it works in her world.

My bet is: “Random Actors Who Want to Make a Name for Themselves So They Don’t Mind Faking ‘Normal’ Rebound Relationship “R” Us.”

Yeah, it’s time we had that talk.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

“Awwww yeah!”

Besides the horror that is bed bugs, people getting in this thing wearing shoes that have touched NYC streets is making me want to vomit.

My first reaction is “KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS ASSHOLE AND SUPPORT YOUR SUFFERING WIFE, YOU SELFISH PRICK”

“I’m gonna say I’m not gonna victim blame, but then I’m gonna proceed to victim blame.”