I’d love for Kamala Harris to run.

Ghosting, dragonfly style.

The poor maids probably made the lemonade they were coerced to buy back.

He thinks that now he’s prez, they’re pledging allegiance to HIM.

Harry is clearly a very tall Leprechaun. William is a Squib.

HEADCANON: CHARLES IS SECRETLY A VAMPIRE. Diana was a werewolf, that’s why it never worked.

Best thing about airport bars is that no one judges you for ordering a glass of wine at 9am, because time is irrelevant in airports.

Saw the pic and was all like: He’s marrying Rachel Dolezal?

Me too. If I was constantly soaping my legs, the skin would peel off from irritation. I brush my teeth in the shower too. While I pee.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Please bring back Genevieve Gorder and Vern Yip!

What type of whale is Shamu?

Sounds like you’d be better for a street shout out

I don’t understand why ‘going to bed hella early’ was a category and ‘sleeping in until the afternoon on the weekends’ wasn’t one. When you’re an adult, you can stay in bed forever without anyone giving you shit about it.

This better come down to “Long Summer Vacations” v “Short Summer Vacations w/booze”

Everything Is Free will win. How can anything left beat that?

Also I should add that someone that calls me stranger and then tells me they love me automatically makes me shudder. Reminds me of a guy I dated in high school who told me he loved me on the first date and then acted like I was a heartless bitch who ripped out his beating heart when I did not want to continue to date…

It also reminds me of those jerks that are one rejection away from calling you, “A fat, ugly whore” because you don’t want to go out with them.

a.k.a.

Love her character, face and Lady Edith coiffure.