“I’ve realized that the only real luxury is time.”

I read the entire article hoping for a truly crazy quote from the guy, like “The bedbugs are my friends! I am happy I can give them nourishment! Every night I say, ‘Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the exterminator bite!’”

Okay but can we talk about this lady?

Huh. I honestly had no idea. I don’t have cable, so I wouldn’t know about most of those things. To me, they seem very rooted in 2005-2007, but that is apparently wrong

Deja Entendu was my absolute favorite album sophomore year of high school as well. I really fell into a Spotify high school emo hole this year.

Does Kris Jenner pay Jezebel to write about them?? This is too much.

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

I tried a couple ways of apologizing for sounding so strident but none worked. If you have value to society based on your looks, than by all means work to maintain that value if you choose. I never had the option, so my work is maintaining self-value in a society that holds me in low regard.

I miss Greek.

OMG Gina IS the Janitor!

So much yes. Jake/JD, Holt/Dr.Cox, Wuntch/Jordan, Charles/Turk, Amy/Elliott, Gina/Janitor

And all this time I thought a condom wrapper was where you stored it for re-use after rinsing it out.

Bless my soul have I got a story!

That’s terrible.

Sforza = old school Furiosa

Goddamn it LOGAN!

This is both horrible and also 100% less horrifying than I was expecting a story containing the words ‘dog flipping’ to be.