I love John Krasinski, but I could never picture him as a super hero. James Marsden definitely looks like a super hero, but he's so boring.

I always wonder about James Marsden, felt like he was gonna really break out after X-Men. Then I think he left that franchise and did that scarily awful Superman movie and then he kinda just became "the guy girls leave for another guy" in movies. He always seems like a charming and funny guy, just celebrity sliding…

My story doesn't involve any exotic animals, but rather weird behaviour from a domestic one.

Or a glazed donut?

Is PETA also going to provide them with vegan food? I'm willing to bet that most of the people with their water cut off live in food deserts, where obtaining the ingredients of a healthy vegan diet would be difficult to impossible,

Exactly like the bangs. You always have to cut the penis when it's already dry. Rookie mistake.

I don't get nightmares, but I know I'm going to be seeing this shit in my sleep.

But but All the 18 year old girls he was dating probably loved it! ... or not..

My new dream goal is a 3-way with Jon Stewart and John Oliver. I will, however, just settle for them creating stellar takedowns of all the injustice in the world.

To think that Kim Kardashian went on and actually copied the sex tape to become a quasi celebrity too... So ridiculous. And the fact that she ended up having more success than Paris? Even worse.

I'm about to show my inner NPR fan girl.

He's okay but I'm team Kai Ryssdal. Dreamboat.

I didn't realize Oberst called out how shitty she was being towards actual rape victims; he could have very easily (and justifiably) cited the damage it did to him to be falsely accused, good on him for making this point as well.

...if they don't shave their arm pits or legs for 10 weeks...

Yeti paw?

Quinn: ...what's that thing, when stuff turns out funny? Moronic?

He sounds like a nightmare version of Doge!

My favorite description of him is when Erin called him "a tribal arm band tattoo that willed itself into becoming a full-fledged human man." But yours is easily #2.

You know, I actually agree with Levine, up to a point. I'm short - 5'4" - and I only date guys 5'10" and over. No, I don't bust out a measuring tape or anything, but I cannot get my lady boner up for short men. I state this in my dating profiles (nicely; you know "I prefer tall men"), and I certainly don't ever imply…