Here's why I try to avoid physical stores. I can't stand salespeople. I don't need your help, if I need your help I will come look for you. Corporations really need a new way to train their employees because all up in my face is not working.

Callie, this is a well-written, thoughtful piece, engaging a relevant body of critical discourse and reading carefully chosen examples of current advertising. I mean, you know that, obviously, what I'm trying to say is, respeck!

I love Reign. There, I said it. I love the costumes, the hair, the general preposterousness of the storylines, and the way the castle is full of secret trysts and illegitimate children. It's the frothy, pretty antidote to all the other heavy and grisly shows I watch.

BUT IS HE MORE BORING THAN CARSON DALY?

The best quote I've ever read regarding Adventure Time,

there's probably already an asshole in bushwick saying this exact thing right now

Maybe I don't understand retail, but if a shirt is SOLD OUT at a store, don't they order more? When she goes back to return them there will be double the shirts to buy! Then triple! She will have to start bedazzling the boobs with crosses and sell them on Etsy to recoup some of her losses.

GET A ROKU is actually great advice. She won't have any free time to spare.

Look like promotional stills for a new CUBE movie.

The truth about Chocolate Diamonds is, they're not edible.

I've been rewatching Veronica Mars on Amazon Instant (if you have Prime, go check! It's there!) in preparation for this movie. I'm so excited!

This is why How I Met Your Mother matters. Do you need any further explanation?

Yup. The most important shoes of the series. Love that episode with all of my heart— will always respect how the show treated the various responses a woman could have to children (even her own).

As far as I'm concerned Mark is the only Bachelor* whose hose I would take.

I have not seen him. ETA: Ok, I just Googled him... He looks like Danny Tanner!

This is what happens when you and a dozen family members basically have no jobs, but you spend decades living like Jay Z.

IS that Katy Perry doing the splits on the great wall of china?

Please, please, please let the fabric be halfway decent.

Hold up, now! The painting was stolen from the museum, while on loan from a private collector. How come the museum gets the painting, and not the estate of the collector who loaned it to the museum?

Girls who spend the entire concert on top of their bf's or whatever's shoulders ruin it for whoever is standing behind them. Especially when it's super crowded and you can't exactly move to another spot. They need to stop that shit.