Winter? Wassat?

Oh yeah, I've always said that the Reign ladies are a mashup of Gossip Girl and Coachella assholes.

Someone got lost on her way to Coachella. Seriously, this one MUST be from L.A.

Oooh this is a perfect time to suggest that everyone watch Burning Love! Its a web series (I discovered it on Hulu) that is a scripted spoof of The Bachelor and it is just super funny. Very similar production style and similarly cringe-inducing but at least everyone is in on the joke so you don't feel bad laughing at…

Treat yourself.

So...Rent-a-Swag?

I felt that way after I made out with R. Kelly, too.

Addendum: calling pregnant women "preggos."

Can people please stop calling their husbands "hubby?" That would be great, thanks.

I'm only 5'7" and my knees almost always touch the back of the seat in front of me. I can only assume that soon we'll just be shoved in the plane, stacked one on top of another like in those Japanese capsule hotels (but probably with less leg room).

They've been doing the 'stuft' thing for awhile. It bothers me, but not to much to stop my obsession with crunchwraps.

I WAS AN EXTRA IN THIS. They told me that I had to look cool outside of a bar and them got frustrated because I did not look cool enough.

I've really liked her in some things, but her character on p&r is actually the woooooorst.

With $550 million, I may be able to put a very small dent in my student loans bill.

Shakira doesn't even look good with Shakira hair

Aren't you size 8 fatties glad you finally have somewhere to shop? /sarcasm

I vote for buying the kid a $12 dress at Target. Spend that money on YOU. Treat yo self.

Lindsay looks the best she has in god knows how long. And I am assuming she is actually sober this time since she has managed to stay out of the tabloid gossip.

It's soothing in a way to know that James Franco looks the same half naked as just about every guy I've ever dated.